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Fapcop dijo:
Why? Chris’s legs are the only part of his body that isn’t fat and full of fail.

If he was a real woman, and 100 lb lighter, most people would nod approvingly and think “Nice legs!” to themselves.

But he isn’t of course, so the result is that he looks like a huge fat sausage that miraculously gained locomotion through two sticks inserted in its bottom.

But I digress.
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I... WHAT? Listen, brother. With that username, I'd expect you to be familiar with the nuances of healthy female anatomy. Chris suffers from muscular atrophy because he skips leg day (to put it mildly) and takes testosterone blockers. Pretty women do not have legs like a stork. Go to Pornhub and refresh your memory.
 
Super Colon Blow dijo:
I... WHAT? Listen, brother. With that username, I'd expect you to be familiar with the nuances of healthy female anatomy. Chris suffers from muscular atrophy because he skips leg day (to put it mildly) and takes testosterone blockers. Pretty women do not have legs like a stork. Go to Pornhub and refresh your memory.
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It's also the hypotonia. I think OP watches too much troon porn.
 
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Jasonfan89 dijo:
He never did he stole from pretty much everything he saw on TV or vyda even the original sonichu story is just the ending of Sonic adventure rewritten to suit his needs.


I think the only "original" idea Chris ever had was the heart torch and even then you can kinda see it was inspired by the Olympic torch.
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4-cent garbage's punch-clock trolls. That was original.
 
Silver Octopus dijo:
Easy-K Beats asks Chris to draw him a album cover, and Chris literally took the artwork from the podcast Easy-K Beats is on (and Chris was interviewed on) and just redraws that:

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Does Chris even come up with his own ideas anymore?
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I like how his face has more protagonism than anything else. It's amazing how someone so sub-human and useless can be so fucking narcissistic. It'd be fun if sometimes any of the mongos who indulge him would at least hold him to some kind of (lowest of the low) standard and tell him to redo the whole thing when he pulls this kind of bullshit. Of course, he would consider the idea of having to spend another 5 minutes half-assing another doodle preposterous and he'd chimp out, which would be funnier that this boring crap.

Trickie dijo:
I made that for everyone who likes my art, not just Chris... *sigh*
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Then you shouldn't waste your talent (which you truly have) on Sonichu stuff of all things, to begin with.

Mariposa Electrique dijo:
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You mean like this golden showers crap.
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Chris rarely, if ever, gets to me, but strangely enough, how he rhymes "glass" with "class" right there just makes me want to falcon-punch him on the dick for some reason.
 
Gunslinger dijo:
Chris is not "technically" a woman. He is an insane, autistic, and gender-confused man who believes he has a vagina that will burst forth out of his taint any day now. I think he probably also believes this transformation will allow him to have a functioning womb to birth his Godbear-promised daughter. Those are bitch tits.
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The term you're looking for -- is transvestite.

But otherwise you're pretty right on spot.
 
'Yeah grief sucks, among which, but wow is my life interesting lately!'
Chris is such an clueless asshole. He has the emotional intelligence of a turnip. I almost wish he had kept his damn Twitter private so people didn't have to be bothered by his autism or the autism of the idiots who follow him on there. Someone who is grieving doesn't need to deal with this shit.
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT dijo:
Damn I wish someone would turn around and tell Chris off whenever he says insensitive shit like this.
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Well, at least he didn't tell her that her cat was alive and well in the mongo-dimension, in mongo-hedgehog form, and happily fornicating with a bunch of smurfs, which I was afraid he was going to go with as soon as I read the first tweet.
 
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Chris is being so dismissive. Whether it's a pet or a person, grief is hard for anyone to deal with and Chris suggesting it's something you can just command to leave is crappy. What he says isn't advice to help someone experiencing grief, it's him dismissing another person's feelings entirely just to talk about himself. An eventful life doesn't make you grieve any less.
 
WutangLee dijo:
Yeah, the only thing he's got looking feminine are his bitch tits. Which, to his credit, are bigger than my girlfriends. I know that's not what he wants, because he wants to be a cute teenage girl. But take your victories where you can get them.
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You sound like you'd give your gorlfren Christine's swinging d cups if you could.
 
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