Containment Random Chris Updates

[DeathHeat]

I guess Chris likes anything that's brown.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris does more than just blow out candles on chocolate cakes if you get my drift


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No matter how sweet fatty is acting it won't get him a Switch.

Translation: Pay no attention to the fact that I'm a 37 year old, single crossdresser who will die alone. Also, give ME things.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1074351953382137856

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1074357075839500288

 

[Ghostbeater]

Of course Chris thinks that chocolate cake - the most bland, boring and predictable cake you could find - is the best cake there is. Well, it'll certainly help with the ol' diabeetus.

They are just the perfect cake-fart stuff

 

[Silver Octopus]

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He added a bit more to that last tweet:

Also he posted a cat video:
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1074359684868509696

And lastly,

 

[Meowzers]

damn chris needs to talk to people other than his dying mom and cats because i can't understand a gotdamn word he says

 

[Brian Butterfield]

damn chris needs to talk to people other than his dying mom and cats because i can't understand a gotdamn word he says

I'd rather get my taint pierced than listen to this IRL.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

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"friend-going-on-sweetie"

Megan's never coming around, Chris.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Always enjoy when Chris speaks with such authority and conviction on subjects that he has no actual experience with.

 

[CathysHole]

"Megan's never coming around, Chris.

We all know it's not going to happen but I still want to see Megan Saga 2: Exit Wound Sonichu.

 

[idosometimes]

Always enjoy when Chris speaks with such authority and conviction on subjects that he has no actual experience with.

Chris is all knowing. As a CPU goddess, I am sure that he understands that PS3 and Xbox 360 were both built on Power architecture while PS4 and Xbox One are x86-64. He must have heard from the other goddesses that a simple change could be made to make them software compatible.

 

[No_one]

Snorting coke and then zapping to the extreme saga could be fun though, just like any serious drug abuse by Chris. Too bad he only smokes a little smoke sometimes. The teen troon squad should give him LSD.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris is all knowing. As a CPU goddess, I am sure that he understands that PS3 and Xbox 360 were both built on Power architecture while PS4 and Xbox One are x86-64. He must have heard from the other goddesses that a simple change could be made to make them software compatible.

Good point, I keep forgetting that. It has become very difficult to keep up with all his surnames and personas these days. I guess my rule of thumb going forward is "CAKAW": "Chris All Knowing; Among Which".

 

[PT 940]

Metokur is talking about the merge right now on his stream me channel if anyone wants to watch it

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Here's the archive link for Jim's stream, the part about OPL begins around 01:06:30.

 

[Reeepts]

#WeStandWithSonic

 

[Quijibo69]

I can't wait until he sprays Jim Carrey with pepper spray.

 

[XYZpdq]

Okay that's a pretty good payoff for the wait.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Hear that, Sega? The "real" Sonic isn't amused.

 

[Reeepts]

Where did the team of the movie say that they want to "purposefully mess it up"? Or is that something Chris made up to justify the way he feels?