Containment Random Chris Updates

[PT 940]

Kind of? If you count Chris' previous canon (I don't know why you wouldn't), Chris' counterpart laid the eggs of Russel and Cynthia who hatched with, notably, "no birth defects at all, not even any autism." Oh, and Pokemon are definitely people.
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I feel completely numb after reading that.

But it was the answer to my question, so thanks!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris bought a Paddington Bear DVD. I guess he still has a soft spot for talking bears.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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GFM would be GoFundMe. He used it before to get to TooManyGames (raised $120).

He needs to go anyway. Dress up as Classic Chris like last time, but no Idea Guy hat. Unlike a nerdier con like Too Many Games, run by a niche, but still somewhat notable person like Justin Silverman, Magfest is a lot more professional and caters to independent musicians and cosplayers. A lot of Professional people have presence there and something seems to be going on everywhere if the convention walkthrough videos are any indication.

Its also very cold outside in Washington DC, so you can bet people would want to snuggle. And Chris has a chance. Even @LoveYouLongTime thought some random nerd girl was going to hunt Chris down to blow him.

Chris just has to play his cards right, remember how he behaved last time and act on par with that. No touching or invading boundaries. A hand or arm on someone's shoulder is alright, anything else must be consensual.

I just want Chris to keep going. Magfest is a con I really want to go to and I'm sure its just 2 and a half hours away from me, so its easy to get to. Just a matter of planning for it in the slow autumn time for me.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris just has to play his cards right, remember how he behaved last time and act on par with that. No touching or invading boundaries. A hand or arm on someone's shoulder is alright, anything else must be consensual.

So the great thing about Magfest and catering to the growing triggered community is that last year they had little add ons to the badges where depending on the color of it being displayed was a quiet way of telling people if 1. They are okay to talk to strangers, 2. It's okay to talk to them if they initate/have met you before or 3. Don't talk to them, stranger danger.

That way, Chris will have some sort of guide of who is acceptable to interact with.

 

[BScCollateral]

Kind of? If you count Chris' previous canon (I don't know why you wouldn't), Chris' counterpart laid the eggs of Russel and Cynthia who hatched with, notably, "no birth defects at all, not even any autism." Oh, and Pokemon are definitely people.
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Do you think Chris-Chan knows that a 'naturist' is not a 'naturalist?'

 

[ON 190]

last year they had little add ons to the badges where depending on the color of it being displayed was a quiet way of telling people if 1. They are okay to talk to strangers, 2. It's okay to talk to them if they initate/have met you before or 3. Don't talk to them, stranger danger.

You are fucking kidding me. Is next year going to have a little area for pronouns?

 

[Buck Mullet]

Chris just has to play his cards right

That's about as likely to happen as the dimensional merge. So Magfest is in about a month? Unless he gets a ride there and back fatty ain't going. He's probably not able or willing to get another car in that short amount of time, and think Barb would let him take the one running vehicle they do have after what happened last time Chris went to a con?

 

[Rupin]

That's about as likely to happen as the dimensional merge. So Magfest is in about a month? Unless he gets a ride there and back fatty ain't going. He's probably not able or willing to get another car in that short amount of time, and think Barb would let him take the one running vehicle they do have after what happened last time Chris went to a con?

I'm sure he can get one of his lame friends to take him now that he is a "celebrity".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That's about as likely to happen as the dimensional merge. So Magfest is in about a month? Unless he gets a ride there and back fatty ain't going. He's probably not able or willing to get another car in that short amount of time, and think Barb would let him take the one running vehicle they do have after what happened last time Chris went to a con?

Let him go as in Barb's death trap so he can
1. Make out with guys
2. After the car breaks down, he can solicit "dates" on the street corner as "Misty Moobs": Master of the feminine art of Taffy Pulling.

That way, Chris will have some sort of guide of who is acceptable to interact with.

I guess the color for wanting Chris to make out with you is either fanta orange or fudge brown. All the guys waiting for a wet slobbery kiss from Chris will be happy to know.

 

[jawsome]

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Maybe it's just me, but I did not find that silly at all. Sad and deeply concerning but not silly. Chris was way off!

 

[DeathHeat]

Let him go as in Barb's death trap so he can
1. Make out with guys
2. After the car breaks down, he can solicit "dates" on the street corner as "Misty Moobs": Master of the feminine art of Taffy Pulling.


I guess the color for wanting Chris to make out with you is either fanta orange or fudge brown. All the guys waiting for a wet slobbery kiss from Chris will be happy to know.

Let's just add furry into the mix.

Why not?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

You are fucking kidding me. Is next year going to have a little area for pronouns?

This con needs signs to remind people to not do the Colossus yell (his roar when he does his power up in the X-Men arcade game) at the hotel near where people sleep. I'm sure they are used to coddling people.

 

[Rogowski]

Chris bought a Paddington Bear DVD. I guess he still has a soft spot for talking bears.

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Leave it to Chris to be the last guy on earth under 40 who still buys DVDs.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Do you think Chris-Chan knows that a 'naturist' is not a 'naturalist?'

Yeah, I was wondering if anyone was going to address the fact that Chris fantasizes about his daughter cavorting around in the nude.

 

[fiu0cm]

Do you think Chris-Chan knows that a 'naturist' is not a 'naturalist?'

I think it's fairly possible that Chris really meant naturist, and it wasn't just a spelling mistake. He's recently explained that wild Sonichus and Rosechus prefer to be nude. Rosechus get the dress and boots when they evolve, but still hold the nudity preference, apparently.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

I took an accidental break from Chris due to persistent wifi driver issues.
It's strange how his weirdness never seems to abate. Leave and come back at any time and there'll be oodles of new 'content'.

He's like the giving tree, if it dropped heroin on junkies.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I took an accidental break from Chris due to persistent wifi driver issues.
It's strange how his weirdness never seems to abate. Leave and come back at any time and there'll be oodles of new 'content'.

He's like the giving tree, if it dropped heroin on junkies.

I like to think of him as a fat idiot, who was raised in a sensory deprivation tank and is still in there. Right now, he's dreaming KF into existence.

 

[Bryan Magee]

...due to persistent wifi driver issues...

Are you using Windows 98?

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Are you using Windows 98?

I'm pretty sure Chris infected my computer with a CPU Goddess.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

You are fucking kidding me. Is next year going to have a little area for pronouns?

Probably?

All these places are basically autism warehouses, it's not surprising that they'd try and reduce the amount of freakouts somehow.