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Hollywood Hulk Hogan dijo:
how would it be dangerous? I have no idea wtf DDLC is
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Doki Doki Literature Club is essentially your average psychological horror game disguised as a visual novel. Monika is a character who will "break" the 4th wall by manipulating game data so that in the end, you will only end up with her. Knowing Chris, he might actually believe that Monika is communicating in real time, further cementing his belief in that alternate dimension bullshit.
 
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Finally, Chris reveals where he got his fashion sense from.
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Mason Verger dijo:
What. a. dickhead. Did he.. damnit.. "Butt" into a conversation between friends to insist that they stop using terms he suddenly doesn't like?

Nigga just stop reading their post!
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Why would Chris ever do something like that??? In his mind, he's the hero, so therefore, he feels that everyone should be nice to everyone, and no one should have negative banter with their friends. Chris would never ignore the chance to straighten those cyberbullies out. But then again, he takes everything he hears and read literally, and he doesn't quite grasp the concept of joking around with friends or sarchasm.
 
Pickelhaube dijo:
Doki Doki Literature Club is essentially your average psychological horror game disguised as a visual novel. Monika is a character who will "break" the 4th wall by manipulating game data so that in the end, you will only end up with her. Knowing Chris, he might actually believe that Monika is communicating in real time, further cementing his belief in that alternate dimension bullshit.
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I can only imagine that when that one girl kills herself the only thing going on in his brain is "mmmmmmyeah"
 
So, a famous celebrity getting married means anything can happen, anything being Chrissy's four spouses and every other fictional character he can think of will magically appear in this reality, which is dimension 1218.

I wonder if he'll go the doomsday cult route of giving a date, then when the date passes and nothing happens he'll say that there was some astrophysical distortion in the reality matrix and give a new date.
 
CoolGuyHitler dijo:
Man, I was really doubting myself until Chris brought me the news that even a rich, famous, and handsome celebrity can get married. Dreams do come true.
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Oh come on, Chris just thinks that Just a' beaver magically transformed into a hot lesbian and married a chick that looks like the offspring of a fish and an elf.

Chris needs medication not validation!
 
"Quote me on that" Man, really makes me wonder if there is some arbitrary significant date set by Idea Guy that he's still holding onto, or just Chris nonsense. You'd think if they had that much power over him they would have set some kind of time bomb set to go off in his future head canon, but i'm probably giving them too much credit.
 
Buck Mullet dijo:
"Quote me on that" Man, really makes me wonder if there is some arbitrary significant date set by Idea Guy that he's still holding onto, or just Chris nonsense. You'd think if they had that much power over him they would have set some kind of time bomb set to go off in his future head canon, but i'm probably giving them too much credit.
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They are extremely retarded and autistic themselves, so any credit for long term planning is wishful thinking at best.
Their grand plan involved getting Chris to buy them PSPs.
 
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