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So “J” can go to the convention huh ...

Awww Josh! sweetie if you wanted to go you just had to ask! Chris dosent need to sell his mothers only things of value to send you! BFF’s I guess :feels::optimistic:

Also he posted a link for his Sonichu stickers (good for him!) and then some idiot comments another place to get them ... like what the hell ?!? :medallion:
 

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"Going with what you have at the time with very little pleasure. " Wait, what?
Chris is describing taking one for the team or banging some ugly chick at closing hours, both of which Chris will never be part of. The only thing Chris knows about sex is how to make genitals recoil with disgust. I mean genitals of both sexes.
He said pressure, not pleasure.

His description of casual sex suggests that he does actually just think it means any time you have sex and feel very comfortable doing so, haha.
 
Not sure I trust the sex advice of someone who’s only had sex with two hookers and a few head mates.

Two hookers? There was a second hooker?

I'd love to hear those stories from the hookers' side (not to doubt the veracity of Chris' "she was super-impressed by my huge cock" account)
 
So “J” can go to the convention huh ...

Awww Josh! sweetie if you wanted to go you just had to ask! Chris dosent need to sell his mothers only things of value to send you! BFF’s I guess :feels::optimistic:

Also he posted a link for his Sonichu stickers (good for him!) and then some idiot comments another place to get them ... like what the hell ‽? :medallion:

I wonder if the J is a typo instead of "I"
 
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