Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris' clever sentiments are about as well thought out and inspiring as an 80 year old's dusty queef.

 

[Silver Octopus]

btw, Chris was replying to this tweet, this is what set him off on his ego boost:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The name "Chris" sounds greasy somehow.

 

[Ooomegah]

Didn't he threw a tantrum recently because someone called him Chris instead of Christine? It's funny that he is perfectly fine with Chris as long as it made him "soo special"

 

[trueandhonestfan]

It's actually pretty funny that Chris likes Family Guy a lot less because Seth MacFarlane made fun of the name Chris.

The name "Chris" sounds greasy somehow.

I think it's just one of those names that people think sounds cool so a lot of douches have it. Or it just sounds kind of douchey so you associate it with douchebags.

 

[The Fool]

Well shit, no choice now. We all have to name our first sons Chris.

 

[MonoAcid]

I think Chris is speaking dimensionally. Like real god versus cartoon god.

Yes, in this world (reality) there is the christian God, but in CWCville's cartoon land Chris is GOD.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well shit, no choice now. We all have to name our first sons Chris.

Yes, and the plague of Tomgirlism sha befall him.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Chris' clever sentiments are about as well thought out and inspiring as an 80 year old's dusty queef.

But nowhere near as sexually provocative.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

That comment chain is textbook autism

 

[Wraith]

[Said in a Mexican accent] Jesus Christo!
[Said in a Finnish accent] No really, because of Chris if I ever have kids I don't want to give then his name. It's a perfectly fine name, but he's ruined it for me.
[Said in a Chicago accent] We don't want no Chris nobody didn't send.
[Said normally...] That autistic need to feel special because of other people's / Deity's accomplishments, it burns.

 

[FreeHugs]

... Thousands to Billions?


It is technically correct, I guess.

 

[The Fool]

... Thousands to Billions?


It is technically correct, I guess.

That reminds me of one of Simpleflip's injokes "you can't say the world isn't three thousand years old because technically it is at least three thousand years old"

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Thirty-six years old, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It is true. Of all the Chris I know, I know the most about Christian Weston Chandler. There is no other Chris in the world, whom I can say I know what he likes to shove up his ass.

 

[drtoboggan]

Jesus had powers? Like a superhero? Goddammit Chris.

 

[JULAY]

His ego is so big that light couldn't escape its gravity.

 

[Beth]

Well shit, no choice now. We all have to name our first sons Chris.

Someone needs to tell Chris this is actually a thing in Denmark.

...That is, in the royal family of theirs. The first born son is always a Frederik or a Christian.

 

[The Fool]

Jesus had powers? Like a superhero? Goddammit Chris.

Can you blame him? Superpowers are what he's familiar with. You can't be familiar with miracles or divine intervention if you haven't read the bible.

Actually yeah you can totally fucking blame him.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

has chris achieved CHIM?