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Chris is making barb work for her fish and chicken
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Chris is making barb work for her fish and chicken
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- 9 de Ene, 2018
Chris doesn't have enough hair to grow bangs and tie it into a bun. The hairline is miles back and eventually it's going to connect to the bald spot and the bangs would just fall out. At this point, the best he could manage for a concealing hairstyle is a shitty combover.
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- 15 de Feb, 2017
You can get faux hair pieces for buns and bangs lmao.
LoveYouLongTime
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- 11 de Feb, 2013
Someone should just convince Chris to shave off that dried mess of seaweed hair and just take up wearing wigs.
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- 7 de Oct, 2017
Frankly, 4 miles an hour is a good average walking speed for a generally healthy, if not super-fit, human. I think that Chris may be exaggerating a little, especially with those legs supporting that paunch.
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
I honestly cant complain about him using taxpayer money for the gym. If only more people would do that.
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- 18 de Abr, 2018
Chris should be forced to volunteer at the local soup hotels if he wants to keep getting his Lego money.
Buck Mullet
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Leave it to Chris to spend money just to fucking walk.
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- 9 de Ene, 2018
Figured you were just talking about his natural hair. I'm excited for the inevitable Shitty Wig arc though.
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- 18 de Abr, 2018
I'm sure he'll be clopping too.
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- 10 de Abr, 2018
Seaweed Wigs.
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Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
CoolGuyHitler
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Chris is exaggerating again. 4mph is power walking and I highly doubt Chris did that for 8 miles.
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Chris even has the Man-gina and skirts to go with it.
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- 18 de Abr, 2018
You just made my day
ScareBear
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- 26 de Ago, 2017
I was thinking that too, but it’s still amusing.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
He looks like an obese, autistic 70 year old woman.
Also, is he at a gym?
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
It looks like one to me. Wherever he happens to be. There's probably a TV set overhead for him to watch whatever crap on as well.
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- 27 de Dic, 2014
Not to
, but the hat makes me doubt he's doing a full 2 hours. That would get way too hot.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
So now that he's working out, how long until Chris turns into a tranny Jason Genova?