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Jokes on him, brunette girls are the best.



Seriously how much of a tard do you have to be to think a normal hair color looks worse than seaweed teal?
It's cuz he likes the My Little Pony characters and none of them have brown hair, they're all rainbow colors that in the real world is exclusively the hair color of girls you should stay away from because they browse Tumblr and beta males. Chris is both.
 
He is going to blow up her dm.
That's not the only thing he's going to blow up.

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Do you think he would dress up a sex doll to look like his “male” self from the Golden Years?
Yes, and then he'll color the duck completely black using marker, and lick it all off in a Youtube video called "A spot of Dick". At least, once the Paypal payment clears. :julay:
 

He hasn't heard much about the NC controversy; but knows enough to say that his 'fictional' self and the sonichus think NC is innocent of all accusations - because, his fictional self and real self are of two separate mindsets so he can't be held accountable for what his 'fictional' self thinks? Talk about wanting to have your cake and eat it, too.

Why is this not surprising to me...like, at all?
 
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