Containment Random Chris Updates

[DonaldJTrump]

USSCwcville.

 

[Holdek]

So basically Chris is saying that he’s gay?

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

This War.... is Peace

 

[Orkeosaurus]

REMOVE PICKLE
REMOVE PICKLE FROM PREMISES

 

[Venom Snake]

So, what will possess Chris next?

He's being possessed by someone. He's clearly Revolver Ocelot.

[Autist Ocelot]

 

[Ballzymaker94]

 

[Strelok]

Ok which one of you dipshits is forcing dead 2006 era memes on Chris.

Fes up, we all know it's someone, he ain't doin this shit on his own.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The Tumblr crew will crucify him for this.

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

Ok which one of you dipshits is forcing dead 2006 era memes on Chris.

Fes up, we all know it's someone, he ain't doin this shit on his own.

Its all part of Ciphers plan

or Skull Face

 

[A Flying Nun]

What the fuck is even going on anymore

 

[RealtreeByGod]

IDK exactly what it is, but it might be the funniest thing he’s ever posted.

/k/ and /pol/ memes seem just so far out of left field compared to all of his other content.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Ok which one of you dipshits is forcing dead 2006 era memes on Chris.

Fes up, we all know it's someone, he ain't doin this shit on his own.

Well MGS5: Phantom Pain was available for free for PS Plus subscribers last month so it is possible Chris downloaded it and played it, I really fucking doubt he played it properly though let alone understood the really fucked up plot, Chris is notoriously bad at gaming and has no patience for stealth based games.

 

[A fucking idiot]

So is this how it's gonna be from now on, then. He's basically gonna DM through the Sonichu story?

Like, the Sonichu comics were objectively bad, but at least there was some fucking content. I would've loved to see the Russian billionaire hand drawn, but instead we get like a google image of a Serbian war criminal and an out of fram picture of Silvana.

Has Chris just discontinued the comic and started telling the story through barely comprehensible Facebook posts? Has he lost his mind, Sonichu is the whole reason people give him money!

 

[CWCchange]

Molvanîa is the TRUE and HONEST enemy, Chris.

 

[Pony Horn]

alright, that's it, i'm now convinced he doesn't believe this is actually happening but he's writing the "script" of future sonichu comics

I don't think it's for future scripts of the Sonichu comic but it's more of a side-story thing that he's telling us in real time.

But I never thought that Chris believed this stuff, at least not any more than he thinks that all his Sonichu stuff is real, and that's been going on since before he was was e-famous.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Someone has to be pulling his strings.

I can believe Chris finding Neptunia on his own and getting hooked because cute animu girls. But Chris is too meme-illiterate to have found remove kebab by himself.

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Guys....what the fuck did I just watch?

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

A bit OT but in Belgrade you can buy T-Shirts on every corner that say (in cyrillic): "Crimea belongs to Russia, Alaska belongs to Russia, everything belongs to Russia - except for Kosovo, Kosovo belongs to Serbia". So I really doubt that Chris made a good choice choosing Novislav Đajić as his operative.

 

[Mogambo]

So basically Chris is saying that he’s gay?

Oh I think he was already saying that once he started wearing a bra and playing with MLP dolls...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It turns out that a super-advanced galactic civilisation has been trying to communicate through Chris, and they just gave up. No post-scarcity society of godlike beings for us.