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He is an increasingly perfect example of how if you tell yourself something long enough you can start believing it, no matter how insane it might be. He’s been Clockwork Oranging himself with ponies and rainbows for so long that it’s taken his already fragile grip on reality and just smashed it to hell. A lot of people put forth personas on Facebook that aggrandize themselves to try and stand out in their social circle, but he posts shit like this because he actually believes it. There is no Chris anymore. He’s just a shell with a bunch of children’s shows and cartoon characters rattling around inside.
 
Mariposa Electrique dijo:
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Well, you know ... he's not wrong, I know many of my days have been unforgettable memories, thanks to Chris and his many antics. And yup he truly is "A real force of nature".
 
Mariposa Electrique dijo:
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The first thing that came to my mind was this old joke:
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose -- how to handle that great-uncle George, who was executed in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared. It said, "Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."

Either that or we're witnessing Shadow the Chris Chan. :lol:
 
I bet Chris will take this result entirely at face value, and every time he gets that nagging feeling he's wasting his life, he'll remember that he was officially told by a Facebook quiz that he considers a wasted day to be a crime. And he'll give a satisfied little "hmph" and go back to his Lego.
 
Tragi-Chan dijo:
I bet Chris will take this result entirely at face value, and every time he gets that nagging feeling he's wasting his life, he'll remember that he was officially told by a Facebook quiz that he considers a wasted day to be a crime. And he'll give a satisfied little "hmph" and go back to his Lego.
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God, The bear and the Holy Facebook App.
 
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