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Jessica will earn my respect as a troll, if she convinces Chris to go see "Mother!"

Shouldn't be too hard... "Jennifer Lawrence is in it!

I'd love to see Chris's reaction to a movie where a baby is killed and eaten, after three decades of consuming nothing but saccharine kids shows. I think Gilligan's Island might be the most subversive show Chris has ever watched.

That movie sucked balls.
 
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Unforgettable memories like shoving a medallion up your ass, drinking your own semen, setting your house on fire, and making a wound in your sack that you now call your vagina.

Unforgettable indeed :snorlax:
 
I dunno but he's not the only one that thinks that it's deep
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You know, Titus once said “Amici, diem perdidi”- 'Friends, I have wasted a day' when he realized he hadn't really helped anyone during that day. He saw that waste as a crime. Of course, unlike Chris, he was the head of the Roman Empire and didn't consider it a fulfilling day to scribble child-like comics.
 
All I can think about is how the filter on that drawing looks like one of those weird Deep Dream dog-pizza images.
 
I'm waiting for Chris to go into Facebook Mom Minion Meme territory. He's getting there with this lovely infographic.
 
Jessica is grooming Chris. A few days ago, she had the same filter over her photograph about "No room for hate" and then we get this.
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As if Chris needed any more shit in that avatar doodled by DoooooPAY!
Next, I want some dicks in the foreground to symbolize how man he'll be forced to tickle, so he can buy Legos after Barb dies.
 
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