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Well any other person could do that but you underestimate how truly exceptional Chris is.
He couldn't even take his encyclopaedia knowledge of MLP an apply to a wiki because he would just turn it into word salad.
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Well any other person could do that but you underestimate how truly exceptional Chris is.
He couldn't even take his encyclopaedia knowledge of MLP an apply to a wiki because he would just turn it into word salad.
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I could definitely see Chris spending money on hormones. (Expired Mexican ones, cause he's a cheapskate.)
He loves cheap, effortless solutions and would use the hormones as a cheat code to unlock the TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN achievement.
Instead of using them for months and months, the way you're supposed to, however, he'd take them for a week and consider the matter settled after convincing himself that the hormones have worked.
One thing is for sure... If Chris was on any kind of testosterone blocker or estrogen hormones, we wouldn't see the kind of hairloss and baldness we see on him now.
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- 2 de Ene, 2016
This all sounds fine and dandy, but think of the reality of that. Chris is a complete idiot. If he actually got into a serious trade can you imagine how much damage he would cause? I'm glad he has MLP to act as an automatic tard wrangler.
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I think he would get into trouble for running afoul of some regulation before he hurt too many people. Of course it won't be HIS fault.
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I doubt he'd use any of those trades for anything useful though. For example, one of the "trades" Chris seems to identify himself with most is his ability to speak Spanish, despite having only a basic level understanding of the language. Despite bragging to numerous people about this skill, he has yet to do something useful with this skill he believes he possesses. And we can't forget about how much Chris seems to deem himself as a modern age Michalegelo. Despite claiming to have the trade of making good art, he does absolutely nothing useful with this trade other than making his shitty comics. Regardless, he still doesn't believe he deserved an "F" in his CADD program. Honestly, no matter what he believes he's good at, Chris will never do anything with it, and instead, use it inflate his ego. If anything, Chris tries to be a jack of all trades, but ends up being a master of zero.
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To be fair, the only use for Spanish in the US is to hire spics for cheap labor if you're a manager, or serve them McDonalds if you're working behind the register. But both of those involve work, so it's as useless as his CADD degree.
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I don't really think Chris is capable is learning anything past the basics, you can argue if this is him being lazy, arrogant or basically exceptional but I think Chris is simply incapable of getting good.
The biggest set back seems to be his "done in one" attitude. His video's and art are never edited or improved, he doesn't retake after an error, he's never evolved or critiqued his art style, he doesnt spell check his posts, he still hasn't worked out that twitter isn't for novel length posts.
His assumption is generally that he's great at everything, he has a bing Crosby singing voice, speaks fluent spanish , awesome hand drawn style and is stronk and powerful definitely not fat, he knows how to please the ladies, he is charming, caring and empathetic , throw in delusions like the unclit and his new found telepathy and Chris seems destined to never "git good" because in his mind he's perfect.
It's why it so great to see that facade crack like when he seems shocked he can't perform a single pull up.
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That has absolutely nothing to do with they're talking about. That is not how you conversation, Chris!
Here are two possibilities of how I think the exchange went from his perspective.
Vim: "Do you know what triggers me? Being told what not to draw."
Chris: "I'm triggered by that one MLP episode, because I didn't like it. See, we're talking about the same thing, which makes us friends, darling!"
or
Vim: "I don't like being told what I can and cannot do"
Chris: "I have no personal experience with this, so I'm going to reference an MLP episode about conformity. There, we both have something in common!"
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- 5 de Ago, 2017
I don't care if it's Chris-Chan, there is something profoundly wrong with a man whose entire life is dedicated and influenced by My Little Pony.
And I mean all aspects.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I personally call it his third pinky. Flesh Cheeto is another good one. If I want to get technical, I preface "genitals" with "vestigial."
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Didn't Chris threaten to block someone for drawing fan art of him yesterday?
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- 5 de Ago, 2017
I dont know but we need a new parody comic of Chris's life. Not to twoll or anything, just for shits n nickers.
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- 7 de Ago, 2017
"Flesh Runoff".
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- 15 de Sep, 2016
According to Chris, wearing dirty white shirts is just swell because they "enjoy a little color".
Also, Chris's mortgage is 115.000$
If Chris's Patreon income stays at 360$ and he spends all of it on the mortgage from now on, the house will be payed off in 26 years.
Also, Chris's mortgage is 115.000$
If Chris's Patreon income stays at 360$ and he spends all of it on the mortgage from now on, the house will be payed off in 26 years.
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Chris barely gets 100 dollars a month on Patreon, the rest are ween over bids totally more than he actually gets.
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- 9 de Feb, 2013
No he gets like $350 a month nowadays.
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Maybe I missed something, but what the fuck is all that "Plub, Plub" nonsense with the emotes? According urban dictionary, Plub could mean a really fat vagina, the white fatty part of a chicken, someone who's bad at video games, or a portmanteau of pub and club. I have a feeling Chris is using it as an onomatopoeia for something.