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I've never seen someone so hyped up to probably be ignored.

He is unable to notice when he is being ignored.

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"I'M A WOMAN! MY BREASTS ARE REAL!" Having bitch-tits from being an obese blob with no muscle tone doesn't count as having breasts. Also, Chris' chromosomes, crooked penis, testicles, male pattern baldness, facial hair, and general physique all beg to differ on him being a woman. Wishful thinking and MLP skirts do not a woman make.
 
"I'M A WOMAN! MY BREASTS ARE REAL!" Having bitch-tits from being an obese blob with no muscle tone doesn't count as having breasts. Also, Chris' chromosomes, crooked penis, testicles, male pattern baldness, facial hair, and general physique all beg to differ on him being a woman. Wishful thinking and MLP skirts do not a woman make.

I figure if Chris was a real woman, we would've seen evidence of his menstrual period by now. I mean, if he's got ovaries and mammary glands and all ...
 
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You can't sleep because your circadian rhythm has been disrupted by years of high-fructose corn syrup, constant exposure to bright artificial lighting, obesity-induced sleep apnea, a sedentary lifestyle and a lifetime of medication most of which wouldn't be nessecary if your parents gave you the councelling you needed.
 
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