Containment Random Chris Updates

[CWCissey]

Anyone else notice he has printed copies of Jessica Quinns messages?

Holy fuck...

 

[Arnold J. Rimmer]

Chris is so wasteful.. it's as if he needs to print out advice to remind him specifically not to follow it. It's really hard to remember these things

 

[clowney]

Anyone else notice he has printed copies of Jessica Quinns messages?

Who says Chris is creepy? All ladies love things like that!

 

[Rupin]

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Thanks, I needed that laugh!

 

[idosometimes]

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That is so cruel. His chances at love are slim. Telling him he is cute and will find a sexy young girl is just being mean. The pic should show a 40 year old trucker with a buzz cut in a cigarette burned flannel. That is a possible love for him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His spirit is spergy and reee

and has high cholesterol

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

creeping on girls.

Are we. . .still talking about BronyCon here?

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Part of me wonders if the heartsweet is a jab at Chris' drawing of Megan as Sailor Asscheeks. . .but I could be reading too much into it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His spirit is wild and free; a leaf dancing in the wind....a leaf that shits itself and occasionally draws scribbles.

"Sometimes cheerful, with bright, hopeful eyes.
Who is Chris trying to kid, his eyes weren't even bright and hopeful in the "Watch and Win" sweepstakes videa because something is probably wrong with the motor neurons in his brain.

I'm pretty sure some scientific insert on the mating habits of the naked mole rat would be more descriptive of Chris' personality and "soul" than this load of self-aggrandizing fiction.

Chris' I'm an obese transvestite who loves vagina" schtick is getting old.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Isn't Robbie supposed to be like seven years old?

No, he's about 2 years old. Born 26 Feb 07. This story takes place in spring 2009. But he's an electric Hedgehog Pokemon, not a human

 

[Trilby]

No, he's about 2 years old. Born 26 Feb 07. This story takes place in spring 2009. But he's an electric Hedgehog Pokemon, not a human

And that's all Chris cares about (I still think that means they'll be dead after 2020).

 

[LazloChalos]

Are we. . .still talking about BronyCon here?

I hope for many things in such gatherings given the "attendees", but Chris always disappoints nowadays.

My hopes are:
- White-knighting against Chris for creeping on girls.
- Chris being allowed to speak on a podium, and the crowd realizing his insanity and sexism.
- Chris hitting on a troon (without him realizing it), starting another sweetheart saga until the fateful day he crosses the line, feels the bulge and apes out, a twitter storm ensuing that climaxes with Chris destroying any sympathy by the lgbt community (hopefully by saying something like "The only man allowed to have a female soul, and be recognized as a woman is ME!")

At this time I'd even look forward to weenish behavior, like projecting nsfw Chris videos onto a large wall during the convention or dressing up as a blarm sonic pony...

 

[ModeloEspecial]

Who is this Jessica Quinn? There's nothing about her on the wiki

 

[Hen in a tie]

Who is this Jessica Quinn? There's nothing about her on the wiki

she's new

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Pretty sure this was commissioned

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Who is this Jessica Quinn? There's nothing about her on the wiki

She's a white knight who got on Chris's Facebook friend list a couple years ago. She constantly tries to give him life advice, but he rarely if ever listens.

 

[The Dude]

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Chris' roller coaster is SBNO (Standing, But Not Operational).

 

[MarineN*423543]

She's a white knight who got on Chris's Facebook friend list a couple years ago. She constantly tries to give him life advice, but he rarely if ever listens.

one must be equally autistic to believe chris will listen to someone, not even boyfriend free girls can do it (real ones at least lol)

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

This is what Chris actually believes:

 

[Jack Awful]

Sure, Chris

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Sure, Chris

His social media presence of late, along with this, makes me think the male idiot is being trolled for imaginary snatch, again. I don't think he realizes it was futile even before the sperm met the egg.
People eventually notice Chris' droopy and twitchy eyes after they're bombarded by the smell and overall off-putting exterior. This is just an opinion, but to me, Chris' eyes remind me of a possoum's eyes: small, deep set, and devoid of human understanding.

 

[The American Hedgehog]