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Chris reads Huffington Post article. I can't think of anything witty to say about this trash.

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Not much to say. It appeals to Chris because it reinforces his beliefs that men are evil and misogyny is everywhere while also supporting stereotypes of gender differences (women like makeup and hate guy things. tee-hee, i'd rather gossip with gal-pals at a dildo party instead of watching sports game at a bar with male JERKS).
 
Cole has a couple of new Patreon donors and is now making more money than Chris.

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Not much to say. It appeals to Chris because it reinforces his beliefs that men are evil and misogyny is everywhere while also supporting stereotypes of gender differences (women like makeup and hate guy things. tee-hee, i'd rather gossip with gal-pals at a dildo party instead of watching sports game at a bar with male JERKS).
Pretty much obvious.
 
You know they say the problem with Astrology is they can really apply to anyone... in this case all of these sexual kinks could be used to describe Chris's sexual proclivities.
Not the way Millenials do astrology.
Chris is not a Pisces, he's a damn Aqueerius.

Famous Pisces: Joan Crawford & Bette Davis, Mariah Carey (real divas). Pisceans tend to be very romantic actors, actresses, and or entertainers.
Famous Aquarians: Alaska Thunderfuck (drag queen).
I love the graphic, I wonder if Chris wants to be that woman.
 
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