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And now the autistic translation:
"Please fuck me, Britney. Please. I don't give two shits about your kids, just the hole they came from."
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Chris, you're being creepy. Stop being creepy. Thank you.
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- 27 de Ago, 2016
Chris got a thing for them blonde girls.
And it's not much of a thing to begin with.
And it's not much of a thing to begin with.
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- 14 de Abr, 2017
I think Chris' obsession with Britney Spears stems from them both having a series of parallel insane moments in their lives. For instance; Britney struggled with drugs and anxiety while Chris struggles with spending his own money, pretending to be a woman and the inability to not make an ass of himself on the internet daily.
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- 6 de Ene, 2015
Fuck that! He just wants pussy, but is too stupid to discern quality, attainability, or sanity. The media told him that he wants to bang Britney, so now he wants to bang Britney.
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- 24 de Mar, 2013
If he were able to do that then he might actually have a chance of bedding a woman without paying for it. Also, he wouldn't be Chris. The creepiness is an integral, ingrained character trait.
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- 6 de Abr, 2015
britney was big when chris was growing up, she's famous and has a pussy. that's all chris cares about atm.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Chris would be a real hit at kiddie pageant events. At these events, he would be the only pervert wrongfully arrested.
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- 24 de Mayo, 2014
I think he's talking about the 5 stages of grief. He's been depressed so much that he just skips over the depression step and goes straight to acceptance? So that means he's actually okay I guess?
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- 18 de Jul, 2016
4 days is an eternity in Christory.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
We really should have a "WTF is Chris saying rating".
I'll try and translate this for everyone, "Please accept this ridiculous, recyled excuse, I really don't want to do any work, but I do want all of your money! Feel sorry for me and send it now"
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- 24 de Mar, 2013
You know what really helps with depression? Being active, getting exercise, not spending all day cooped up inside your house, eating healthy, being productive...even having good hygiene can improve your emotional state.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I can personally vouch that @Marvin is not the magic man
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- 24 de Mar, 2013
Obviously. The Magic Man was a cracker, not a niggo.
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- 14 de Abr, 2017
Don't tell Chris that, he'll take it as a personal attack on his life and bombard you with stress sighs