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Chris sighting at Sheetz today. OP asked for a photo but Chris declined. Was “relatively close” to the Lynchburg area.
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Stinkyboy dijo:
I would not shop in a place that allowed mother rapists to shop there.
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What if it turned out Chris Chan's chatlogs about fucking this "wonderful woman" who people later found out was his demented, senile mother actually never happened? Idk I still gotta watch GenoSamuel's 80 Chris Chan documentaries and find out how exactly his mother was raped, forcefully or statutorily.
 
Heal Thy Burgers dijo:
Chris sighting at Sheetz today. OP asked for a photo but Chris declined. Was “relatively close” to the Lynchburg area.
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Sheetz, huh? Knowing Chris, I'd expect him to be more likely to visit a Cum & Go for his convenience store needs. :tomgirl::fapcup:

Joking aside, he's just so oddly proportioned! He looks downright tall, but isn't he under 6 ft? Maybe it's the skinny chicken legs. I thought it might have been a perspective trick because he like hanging out with that Finnish gnome, but he's alone here (though he is standing near what appears to be very low touchscreen kiosks, which might contribute), and the effect is still there.
 
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Acoustic Virgin dijo:
Joking aside, he's just so oddly proportioned! He looks downright tall, but isn't he under 6 ft? Maybe it's the skinny chicken legs. I thought it might have been a perspective trick because he like hanging out with that Finnish gnome, but he's alone here (though he is standing near what appears to be very low touchscreen kiosks, which might contribute), and the effect is still there.
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Chris has listed his height at being between 5'10" and 5'11", the latter in recent years, so he's relatively normal height. People think he's a great, lumbering tard, and I think it's because most all of his videos and other pictures he's put up from the Classic Era onwards has always had the camera pointing up towards him, thus giving the impression that he's actually very tall.

Barb and Bob were both pretty short, so standing next to them would make Chris appear much larger than he is, in addition to a lot of the pictures of Chris with his parents, has Chris much closer to the camera to make sure everybody knows which of the people is the most important.
 
Heal Thy Burgers dijo:
It’s Friday, you know the drill.
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For anyone who's actually watching these lame advertisements, does anyone else but Chris do the voices or anything or is there any instances where it might be apparent that someone else is helping him?

I listened to the end and it sounded like he said someone named "Glen" was helping him but I think it was just the characters talking to each other and one was named Glen.

Had to listen to the high pitched voice a little bit, thought at first it might have been female, but of course it was just Chris's God awful falsetto.
 
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