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because people totally wouldn't be grossed out by a fat sped barista licking his pink stained fingers as he drones on about my little pony
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
It's amazing how Chris is telling people, who have a job, that part of their job that they hate is no big deal
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- 27 de Ago, 2016
do you think they had a big enough straw?
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Chris using his non-existent clout to insult people, who are overworked and underpaid is offensive. Chris acts like just because he brought this foul tasting libation that he was actually included in something when he drove god knows how many miles out of his way to waste 6-10 dollars on clickbait that was available to the unwashed masses. It's not like Chris was invited to a private showing of ballgowns at Dior where the servers complained about bad tips.
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- 1 de Sep, 2016
But he has dementia, cut him some slack
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- 14 de Jul, 2016
How the fuck did he put Starbucks with My Little Pony. How.
Lol @ "do I complain"
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- 25 de Sep, 2014
I'm sure he likes to think everyone with a job has a lot of cash leftover that could be going into his fat wallet!
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CharlieBrowns
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I just don't understand what 'venti alicorn' means.
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I think a venti is a Starbucks coffee size, and I think an alicorn is a horse abomination with wings and a horn.
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- 14 de Jul, 2016
Venti is a term used to describe a 20oz measure of a drinkable liquid. Alicorns are a rare mythical creature with the wings of a Pegasus and horn of a unicorn. So venti alicorn would be a 20oz pink and navy blue beverage.
But since they don't have such a thing, Chris would have had to make himself look exceptional and give the real name.
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- 24 de Oct, 2015
According to his account he held up a picture of this when ordering, "made himself look exceptional" is pretty much confirmed.
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- 23 de Jul, 2015
I can't believe McD hasn't banned him yet.
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- 11 de Abr, 2017
He's their best customer. Maybe even Chris isn't stupid enough to mess with a good 60% of his diet.
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- 16 de Sep, 2013
I'm sorry, but these things look disgusting.
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- 4 de Jul, 2016
On another note, when did Starbucks sell this? And why? That shit should be branded as a public health hazard.
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Not that Chris'
need the caffeine but it's a frappachino without any coffee. Hello?
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- 4 de Jul, 2016
Yeah, I looked that shit up and it turns out to be some sort of icy froth mixed with candy powder or something. Can't imagine anything that would better suit Chris's taste - it's bright and colorful and a major health hazard.Not that Chris'
I'm no coffee enthusiast, but I'm pretty sure coffee shops aren't supposed to sell glorified jars of food-colored sugar water. Ah well. Times do change.
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- 3 de Jun, 2016
Even Katy Perry was complaining that this drink tasted awful. I bet Chris can't distinguish between the nuances of flavors or his gustatory cortex is shot to hell.