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His families impulsive moments? Does Barb ever play games with Chris?

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I'm not sure this deserves it's own thread. On another note, Chris is thirsty as ever.
 
Cursing the trolls is so reflexive to him at this point, it's probably the same as when he used to go to Gamestop and murmur "kick da hexbox" while abusing store fixtures. It doesn't even mean anything anymore.

Hindsight being 20 20, you guys should have tried to see what else you could have trained him to reflexively do. It would have outlasted all sagas.
 
Hindsight being 20 20, you guys should have tried to see what else you could have trained him to reflexively do. It would have outlasted all sagas.
Doctor: "I am so sorry to tell you this, Mr. uh-I mean Miss Christine Weston Chandler, but you have type one diabetes, high insulin resistance, severe atherosclerosis, and irreversible male pattern baldness. "

Chris: "God damn, dirty trolls, always picking on a beautiful and setsy woman like muhself; now how am I going to fulfull muh dream of both fatherin' and mutherin' crystal with all this gangrene imposin' on muh swim-suite ready, Britney Spears type bodey. Sneider, Null, Megan, I blame you for ruinin' dis here natural treasure"
 
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Hindsight being 20 20, you guys should have tried to see what else you could have trained him to reflexively do. It would have outlasted all sagas.
I would have trained him to never stop wearing the clown shirts. His tom-phase felt like when the uniforms on Star Trek changed and you don't like the new design.
 
Thought I'd post some stuff about Doopiedoover here in case people are curious about her, since Chris has been tweeting to her so often and she doesn't really seem interesting enough to get her own thread.

Relatively minor internet artist, animator and VA on her own channel and Super Planet Dolan (The latter is most likely how Chris found out about her).

She has a NSFW patreon under a different name, KittenBell. I can't say for sure if this is why Chris has been trying so hard to interact with her lately, or if he just really likes the generic anime girl voice she makes on her videos. Could be both.

She responds to her fans regularly, so I'm pretty sure she's actively trying to ignore Chris until he just goes away. Which is probably the smart thing to do.

Apparently she also really likes to drawn porn of anime kids.
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