Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

What, his FB friends aren't good enough? Jessica Quinn's been giving him legitimately good advice and support.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

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So Chris wants the same special treatment as:

1. A cartoon character
2. The children at a homeless youth charity

I guess all it takes to get Chris's motivation back is the support of a world famous singer with an estimated net worth of $275 million. Is that so much to ask?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

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What, his FB friends aren't good enough? Jessica Quinn's been giving him legitimately good advice and support.

Bad Romance was epic.

Who is Lady GaGa?

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Chris posted that to a Pokemon page.

He might have bought the two games at Target on the 18th, the release date, along with a $10 Transformers toy.

That's $90 of toys. Three days later, he made the "Help, please" begging video.

Isn't fagtard banned from Target?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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What, his FB friends aren't good enough? Jessica Quinn's been giving him legitimately good advice and support.

This is funny, Chris mentioning the only thing as an example he can understand: a cartoon.
As if celebrity charity was not carefully crafted to weed out the lunatics and Christian Weston Chandlers of the world.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

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Someone show it to Joshua Martinez.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

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He might have bought the two games at Target on the 18th.

So the tardster isn't barred from Walmarts big red brother huh?

That is so unlikely it's almost disappointing

 

[BurningPewter]

I would love to see Gaga sing a special version of Born this Way about Chris.

 

[Gunslinger]

Isn't fagtard banned from Target?

I don't remember Chris talking about Target when he sent all those unbanning letters in October. Even if he was still banned, Black Friday weekend would be the perfect time to go because no one would notice him as busy and crowded as it is.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

So Chris wants the same special treatment as:

1. A cartoon character
2. The children at a homeless youth charity

To be fair, he's kind of halfway between the two.

 

[Zarkov]

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What, his FB friends aren't good enough? Jessica Quinn's been giving him legitimately good advice and support.

Chris is too retarded to relate to human beings.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris is too exceptional to relate to human beings.

Are we still awaiting tests to conclusively say Chris is human?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris's gender issues in a nutshell:

 

[Zarkov]

Chris's gender issues in a nutshell:

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It's not like he could be a man even if he wanted to.

...Wait, this article is about butch lesbians, yet Chris claims he's a lipstick lesbian. I assume he's so retarded he just automatically likes anything that has "lesbian" in the title, regardless of the actual content.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not like he could be a man even if he wanted to.

...Wait, this article is about butch lesbians, yet Chris claims he's a lipstick lesbian. I assume he's so exceptional he just automatically likes anything that has "lesbian" in the title, regardless of the actual content.

Those were my thoughts exactly!
What is wrong with Chris; he probably does not understand what this means in the first place.
Chris' interpretation of this is exactly like the rest of his autistic shenanigans; he basically lives in a .5 dimension world compared to a 3-4 Dimensional world this concept is based in. Chris could never understand the difference between a woman that is persecuted because the way nature made her either physical and neurologically versus the way nature made him - a lunatic lost in the quagmire of confirmation bias, continuously farting out identity politics.

Chris is too exceptional to relate to human beings.

You predicted this facebook revelation.

BTW
Chris totally understands what a woman really is, you guys; they're all legs, buts, breasts, and feminine facial features created by binaural beats.

That real HRT isn't even necessary.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Chris posted that to a Pokemon page.

He might have bought the two games at Target on the 18th, the release date, along with a $10 Transformers toy.

That's $90 of toys. Three days later, he made the "Help, please" begging video.

Of fucking course he did, because, priorities.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What is wrong with Chris; he probably does not understand what this means in the first place.

Pretty much sums up his "transition" 100%

 

[The American Hedgehog]

http://upshout.net/songs-explained-...e&tse_id=INF_f1a2c7f0b88f11e6b62fc95d7852453f

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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http://upshout.net/songs-explained-...e&tse_id=INF_f1a2c7f0b88f11e6b62fc95d7852453f

Ugh, Chris being pedantic and desperate for validation, again?!
Color me surprised, I guess the reality that Chris won't be getting that 250,000 dollars is weighing heavily on Chris' mind like many Chris(s) hippopotamuses..

 

[The American Hedgehog]

http://www.americanow.com/story/society/2016/10/02/sweater-target-sparks-controversy-photo?fb=gg

Chris rated that angry.

I guess he can empathize, since he has experience with being enraged at retail stores over product designs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I guess he can empathize, since he has experience with being enraged at retail stores over product designs.

It's more about being black and white; Chris knows that offence provokes anger. Remember people calling him Buffalo Bill.
Also, it's just a dumb sweater.
I don't think Chris could understand that although OCD is a serious condition, there's nothing really offensive about this dumb sweater.
I have seen shirts with OCD: Obsessive Chihuahua Disorder. Like I said, it's not to be taken lightly, but I doubt this woman even has OCD.