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Nothing is under $14, what a bargain
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- 12 de Jun, 2019
The sheer audacity of this fucker...it almost makes me wanna use instacart to send him jars of pickles to his po box for his birthday that's the least awful thing this mother fucker deserves. I'm honestly surprised Chris hasn't tweeted about people sending him underwear smeared with chocolate sauce or love dolls.
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I see he's back to e-begging once again.....
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- 12 de Ene, 2019
Well I got a potato sitting here on the counter.
Just glue some googly eyes and some blue Easter basket tinsel on it and away it goes.
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In some cultures, traditionally, hand crafted gifts are supposed to have more sentimental value since they're "one of a kind", but obviously Chris being Chris, he is too selfish and egotistical to actually appreciate anything unless money has been spent.
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Just stick some Barbie legs and arms onto it and put a gross fat head on top, with a little jean skirt and it will be an amazingly lifelike Chris doll.
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Looks like Caden is gaining some attention over on Reddit https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1atyzsr/stopping_caden/
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Chris could make his own dentures. They make kits where you use a thermal gum that can be softened and formed into the right shape using a mold. If the shape isn't quite right you can soften them up again and readjust them. He'd certainly be interested in customizing something like that.
God I don't know why anyone would want to do that if they aren't making tons of money. I'd rather get a real job. I could grow mushrooms even.
I think they're mentioned in the Old Testament. I think back then gods were often local. Like imagine if people in Virginia all worshipped Chris but West Virginia had its own autist to worship.
If you told me in middle school that your dad works at Wizards of the Coast and is making an Optimus Prime card, I'd call bullshit.
The rock isn't natural as advertised. Amethyst is a type of quartz but the angel aura thing is a manmade process. You can read about what Chris is probably going for here.
I think Chris was introduced to Jane Austen while in jail. He read some book that was contemporary retellings of Jane Austen classics. That letter was the one with the quote:
| "Not to knock on Muslims, but the Qur'an is "Family Guy" and the Bible is "Simpsons". |
The star map is kind of cool, I'd buy one maybe. I'd be more likely to just use an app though.
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Only acceptable gift from his list would be a star map dedicated to Oedipus.
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I don't think there is a constellation named for him. I also checked for asteroids but couldn't find one. Maybe no one wants to name the thing they discovered after a mother fucker. Maybe it's a banned name like Vulcan. (hypothetical planet closer to the sun than Mercury)
There is an Ophiuchus though. I like the idea of adding him to the Zodiac even though I think astrology is bullshit. Ophiuchus is a guy wrestling a snake. He has a somewhat dim constellation and he would take some days away from Sagittarius. I know Sagittarius is supposed to be an archer but his constellation looks like a teapot to me.
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I thought the constellation thing was more of a choose some stars in the sky and put a name under it thing, but I could be wrong.
Interesting that there's not even an asteroid named Oedipus, would not be surprised if it was a banned name... Odd that there's a moon named after his mother though.
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Yes, that's generally how constellations got started. You make pictures in your mind to keep track of where things are in the sky and you can use them to navigate.
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EDIT: This is what I meaning, wasn't talking about general constellations lol
Just imagine, "Oedipus, 06-27-2021, [insert whatever sky coordinates you want here]"
What a hilarious waste of $19.99 that would be.
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I'm sure it was customizable when you ordered one, surely they didn't dropship thousands of star charts made for Michelle & Aaron. It's a Lorem ipsum thing.
EDIT: This is what I meaning, wasn't talking about general constellations lol
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Just imagine, "Oedipus, 06-27-2021, [insert whatever sky coordinates you want here]"
What a hilarious waste of $19.99 that would be.
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I don't think you can choose a specific costellation, you just give them the date and the location of a certain event and they print out a sky map with the stars' position at that time. Then they connect some of them to show all the traditional costellations.
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- 13 de Feb, 2024
I know. That was why I made the joke which is getting less and less funny the more we sperg about it.
That makes way more sense than picking out a specific constellation.
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- 12 de Jun, 2019
It makes sense astronomers would ban names like Vulcan and tatottine to discourage sci-fi spergs from mucking up real science (for now) remember how autism research suffered a hit to credibility after a genetic defect that was linked to autism was named after sonic? But is Chris's infamy that far reaching? To where even astronomers have blacklisted his name?
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I would laugh so hard if one day some asshole astronomer decided to name an asteroid Sonichu.