Containment Random Chris Updates

[mrmilkman]

Let's see what's wrong with this joke:
1. "Autobot" and "Autobahn" have nothing to do with each other.
2. Why would a soldier spit on their army's leader. ESPECIALLY one as kill happy as the Nazis. At best, it's a really stupid mistake, and at worst, a death sentence, depending on how on purpose it is.
3. "Und" is German for "and". "There is and Autobot on the Autobahn" makes no sense. The proper word is some form of the word "ein" (German adjectives have endings depending on the subject's number, gender, and use in the sentence).
4.The "Russian(?) country". Do you mean the USSR, or even...Russia?
5. No Chris, Hitler being alive past 1945 isn't cool. That would lead to more senseless killing. But if it means Jews like Micheal Snyder aren't around, then I guess that's not so bad. The only way him being alive would be even ok is if he's captured by the allies and sentences to life. But knowing Chris, he'll want the Decepticons to break him out or something.

 

[folandi]

Literally word salad at this point. I'm actually a little concerned about what this implies about his worsening mental state

 

[Medley]

I fucking hate transformers

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris thinks Hitler's funny.

Well, I can't say I'm surprised... just, you never know what he'll think of next.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's like a printout of his thought process.

 

[m0rnutz]

"If Hitler had to deal with Decepticons"
You mean like Jetfire did.

 

[Dr. Robeatnik]

Remember that time he made a medallion with a bunch of butts farting on Hitler?

 

[Mark Corrigan]

I wondered if any Decepticons had a deal with Hitler, how would that played out?

Just go to Argentina and ask Martin Bormann, Chris.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's thinking about dead people coming back to life and the first person he thinks of is Hitler and not Bob.

 

[Buck Mullet]

What if Hitler met the Decepticons... there are tons of Transformers in his room. All it takes is some imagination play and there ya go, that's what happened. But no, too fucking lazy to even play make believe.

Now, we all know what would happen if Chris met Hitler...

 

[Keine]

Obligatory "Is Chris getting better?" response.

Where would we be without Chris' random access humor? What is it going to sound like a year from now? At this rate, it will be a loose assortment of words, of which half may be actual English.

 

[Seahorses]

Isn't any comment out of Chris autistic? Why go through the trouble of letting us know?

 

[Hyperion]

HONOR ROLL

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Isn't any comment out of Chris autistic?

But he cured his autism with binaural beats!

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

No no, this is more autistic than the rest. And from reading his emails to his supposed "gal pals", this commentary is less of an burn towards your eyes.
It wouldn't even be an interesting concept, it would be typical for a bad guy to work with another villian who has caused mass genocide.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Autism can never be cured.
It can only be amplified.

 

[Ravenor]

I'm hungover so it's about as witty as I'm going to get.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Chris talks about toys and Hitler. Well shit the only thing I can think of is Chris is looking for a new toy. And the first thing that comes to mind was Easy Bake Oven.

 

[Ray Streip]

I don't know if this qualifies as the dumbest/most autistic thing he's ever said, I mean that Facebook riddle and that Jerry Seinfeld routine happened after all.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

"too bad he died in 1945"

Chris is a nazi confirmed