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Blue Miaplacidus dijo:
Actually probably a bit more, but yes it has generated at least 150k already. By selling crayola fucking model magic, dirt, and junk food wrappers.
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I can hear the tugboat...

It's tugging way. :heart-empty:

But wowzers, I guess as long as Caden files his taxes, he's set. It's too bad Chris can't make friends with someone who ain't just using him for profit.

Seriously, Chris only gets 11k? That's really shitty. Smart as hell if Caden is filing is taxes correctly but shitty nonetheless. Thanks for explaining, I should have paid closer attention.

They could score a Lambo or a new house off of Chris. Christ.
 
Kirby dijo:
I recall in old chats that it was around 10% that Chris made based on him getting 400 dollars after the Etsy made 6k in profits. Etsy takes 7% as well. The store has made about $150k up to this point so assuming Praetor has kept that percentage then Etsy takes $11k, Chris gets $14k and Praetor makes $125k.

I don't think Chris really has a clue what is going on or what is even being sold and just goes along with it because he gets some money out of it. For the most part Chris just has to sign those generic certificates of authenticity and then Praetor will think of random things to tape them onto whether it be "mass produced" clay medallions that they make in their kitchens, empty cans of soda to actual dirt and rocks they picked off the ground.

At first you feel bad for Chris being taken advantage of but then you realize that Chris is incredibly lazy so if you just look at it as a 10% royalty it's more than Chris would have made if he was running the store himself. He also raped his mom.
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What irks me even more than the shady practices of Praetor is the fact the Medallions are lower quality than both the original and the duplicates made over the years,It's like bare minimum effort for sonichu shape with less and less focus on the actual quality of the product as time goes on. If I wanted a Sonichu medallion, I wouldn't order them from Praetor. I would not recommend anyone to do it, even with the "official" nature of it. 30-80 for a half assed off model medallion is abhorrent price point for what you're getting.
I've seen a few people making their own medallion replicas for a lot cheaper that are nearly 1 to 1 with the ones chris was making on Ebay years ago, albeit with much much cleaner paintjobs. Aside from just making one yourself, I'd consider buying one of those if you want to purchase a Medallion. There's like an entire niche of people making Sonichu stuff these days. Some seem to call their thing "official" but from what I've researched they have zero ties to Chris or Praetor and it's just Jimmy Hill-esque shitposting. Been thinking of starting a small collection of the various Sonichu things I've seen, a lot of them have a lot of love and care put into them for dumb internet joke stuff people seem to just be doing on the side rather than making their whole "career".
 
TestTubePuppy dijo:
That isn't how it works. At the end of the year, if you have too much income, you have to PAY BACK up to 85% of your benefits. He could be slapped with a sizable bill come April.
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That's not exactly correct. You will OWE TAXES on up to 85% of your benefits, as a single person, if you make over $25,000. Also depending on what you're doing, it might prove you're actually not disabled if it's by engaging in substantial gainful activity rather than, say, passive income from gifts or interest.

The taxation rate isn't 100% of that 85%.
Tennis-Ball-Tony dijo:
According to the Social Security Administration, the payments will stop in months where you make more than is allowed:

https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10095.pdf
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Again, you're mixing up SSI (Supplemental Security Income) with SSDI (Social Security Disability Insurance).

The rules for SSDI, according to that very pamphlet you quoted:
Trial Work Period — The trial work period allows you to test your ability to work for at least 9 months. During your trial work period, you’ll receive your full Social Security benefits, regardless of how much you’re earning — as long as you report your work, and you continue to have a disability.
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And this can continue indefinitely:
In 2023, a trial work month is any month your total earnings are over $1,050. If you’re self-employed, you have a trial work month when you earn more than $1,050 (after business expenses) or work more than 80 hours in your own business. The trial work period continues until you have used 9 cumulative trial work months within a 60-month period.
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With some fancy footwork you could manage to collect full SSDI benefits while having an occasional windfall month and even a rather high annual income. People do this.

The difficulty is keeping it from being considered "substantial gainful activity" that would disprove that you are even disabled at all.

There's also the other question of whether being a modern sideshow geek and having people throw pennies at you is even "work." There's certainly nothing of the sort in the Dictionary of Occupational Titles.
Bearmumrik dijo:
I hope Chris at least gets to keep most of the cash Praetor is helping him make.
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Where Chris is likely to run into problems is failing to pay or even file taxes on any taxable income, because he would probably end up with at least some of the tugboat (up to 85%) being taxable.

Praetor is another person looking at substantial tax liability, and I have no idea what form you'd even fill out for "exploiting a retard" income.

One of the things that might keep Chris out of trouble is if Praetor is in fact completely taking him for a ride. I doubt that parasite would do that out of a desire to help him keep his tugboat, or is even smart enough to do that to avoid killing the golden goose, but he might just be greedy enough to do it accidentally.
 
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Kirby dijo:
I recall in old chats that it was around 10% that Chris made based on him getting 400 dollars after the Etsy made 6k in profits. Etsy takes 7% as well. The store has made about $150k up to this point so assuming Praetor has kept that percentage then Etsy takes $11k, Chris gets $14k and Praetor makes $125k.

I don't think Chris really has a clue what is going on or what is even being sold and just goes along with it because he gets some money out of it. For the most part Chris just has to sign those generic certificates of authenticity and then Praetor will think of random things to tape them onto whether it be "mass produced" clay medallions that they make in their kitchens, empty cans of soda to actual dirt and rocks they picked off the ground.

At first you feel bad for Chris being taken advantage of but then you realize that Chris is incredibly lazy so if you just look at it as a 10% royalty it's more than Chris would have made if he was running the store himself. He also raped his mom.
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Meh, I still feel bad for Chris, he can't help being a retard and I don't blame him for being angry a lot. Also he didn't rape Barb, it was probably consensual.
 
Kirby dijo:
I recall in old chats that it was around 10% that Chris made based on him getting 400 dollars after the Etsy made 6k in profits. Etsy takes 7% as well. The store has made about $150k up to this point so assuming Praetor has kept that percentage then Etsy takes $11k, Chris gets $14k and Praetor makes $125k.

I don't think Chris really has a clue what is going on or what is even being sold and just goes along with it because he gets some money out of it. For the most part Chris just has to sign those generic certificates of authenticity and then Praetor will think of random things to tape them onto whether it be "mass produced" clay medallions that they make in their kitchens, empty cans of soda to actual dirt and rocks they picked off the ground.

At first you feel bad for Chris being taken advantage of but then you realize that Chris is incredibly lazy so if you just look at it as a 10% royalty it's more than Chris would have made if he was running the store himself. He also raped his mom.
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Chris has to be getting more.
 
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Mark your calendars
 
AnUnderlyingIssue dijo:
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Mark your calendars
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He's always been like this. Autism eyes.

I would also like to direct everyone's attention to Chris' breast forms. They look a little bit more realistic, but a 40 year male can't grow shit like that in two years. Here he is before the arrest for comparison.
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Even before the arrest, he look like he's just squeezing fat from around his chest into the cup.

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Fat homosexual doesn't even have the decency to shave. His stream views are in the shitter while the doc views are through the roof meaning people don't like Chris, they like poking fun at a retard and watching him flip out.
 
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