Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris has lost so many patrons from his high of 39 that his patron count is now tied with Cole's.

 

[wellthathappened]

Have the biscuit wheels finally fallen from the gravy train?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris has lost so many patrons from his high of 39 that his patron count is now tied with Cole's.

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I honestly can't pick which photo is more insufferable.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I don't see a problem here, it's amazing that 13 people are paying him to not do anything, which he was already doing anyways.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't see a problem here, it's amazing that 13 people are paying him to not do anything, which he was already doing anyways.

With everything that's going on, we really don't know if those 13 die hard Patrons are die hard trolls trying to get an in with the fat lunatic. At least Cole gets to keep his pants on.

 

[The Dude]

Does anyone find this Lukas twat's shtick insufferably obnoxious? The whoring for attention and fondling the feces is bad enough, but then you add in her lies, moral grandstanding, and victim bullshit and it's just so grating. Especially the whole "Don't the old farts at Kiwi Farms have anything better to do" moral high ground bullshit. It's like, really? Really, you dumb bitch? You're going to claim the moral high ground when you and your gender special idiot friends have spent the past several months fucking with the mind of a literal re-tard, giving him cannabis, using him to buy booze for you illegally, and treating him like a trained ape? Are all kids these days as stupid as Lukas and her butt buddies? Don't they have anything better to do?

And that's assuming that people have actually been harassing her and she's not just lying for ass-pats. And I highly doubt her mom's boyfriend is "freaked out" by her. More likely he finds her gender special bullshit annoying and is disgusted that she's wasting her time smoking pot with a re-tarded man twice her age instead of getting an education or going to work, so he gives her money so she will shut up about her pronouns and leave.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

uh Chris says that kidnapping is wrong in general:
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"in general"
The exception is when you want to lure a girl into your home by pretending to be her boyfriend.

Spoiler

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Especially the whole "Don't the old farts at Kiwi Farms have anything better to do" moral high ground bullshit. It's like, really? Really, you dumb bitch?

If nothing else, anyone who has spent more than five minutes looking at CWC history would immediately grasp that no, the old farts at KF have nothing better to do. Did she miss that there is literally a ChrisChan-wiki with 2,000 content pages? Did she miss the 3200+ threads here including one that was created to dox and make fun of idiots like her that screw with Chris?

It takes a special kind of retard in 2018 to get involved in this shit and think they're not gonna get some on their shoe. And by shoe I mean permanent internet presence.

 

[Autisimodo]

Does anyone find this Lukas twat's shtick insufferably obnoxious? The whoring for attention and fondling the feces is bad enough, but then you add in her lies, moral grandstanding, and victim bullshit and it's just so grating.

The way I see it Lukas is only going to dump the info if she gets ass-pats and praise.

I wish these we.ens would stop trying to have their cake and eat it too, especially those who think their shit don't stink.

 

[The Dude]

The way I see it Lukas is only going to dump the info if she gets ass-pats and praise.

I wish these we.ens would stop trying to have their cake and eat it too, especially those who think their shit don't stink.

I can't say that I give a shit as to whether Lukas drops content or not. This whole deal has been pointless, unfunny, and boring for the most part, so why would the details behind how she and her gender special girlfriends tricked a re.tarded man into doing stupid, unfunny things be any different? They manipulated a gender confused manchild into flogging his flaccid flounder while singing a meme song that's older than them, got him to smoke herb, and used him as an errand boy for booze. Big whoop. It's not an accomplishment. Its certainly nothing to be proud of. Being proud of duping Chris would be like being proud of fooling a small child by tricking them with the old quarter behind the ear gag. And that's if we can even believe whatever she told us. She has already shown herself to be a liar.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris again laments that some people block him on Twitter.



I'm not sure what he meant with the line: "that makes me upset like, if not more than, the total amount that would bring out Thunder Blight from Blissy. UGH! ..."

But apparently Thunder Blight is an OC of Lightning Bliss, who blocked him a couple months ago.


Also, Chris donated $20 to someone:

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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I like how that brony was griping about sexual abuse and Chris, in his attempt to get asspats, brought up DoopieDoOver, who he technically sexually harassed by sharing uncomfortable amount of personal details and erotic fanfic via her work email.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When he says words like "At my expense", it kinda counters the whole argument against bullying you know.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris donated.
I can't believe my eyes.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris donated.
I can't believe my eyes.

While it's rare, he has donated to charity before.

 

[thismanlies]

With everything that's going on, we really don't know if those 13 die hard Patrons are die hard trolls trying to get an in with the fat lunatic. At least Cole gets to keep his pants on.

Probably the latter. Chris had his chance to cash in on some of his infamy. Now we're playing the waiting game to see who can get him to piss on the floor next.

 

[DeathHeat]

While it's rare, he has donated to charity before.

The Merge is real.
There is no other possibility.

 

[Slowinthemind]

While it's rare, he has donated to charity before.

Remember this the next time he begs for money while claiming his mother and pets are starving.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Remember this the next time he begs for money while claiming his mother and pets are starving.

Maybe, but at least that's $20 that might go to a necessary cause instead of vidya.

 

[Maxliam]

How hard would it be to get a ufc style fight between Chris and Adf? Troon vs troon, beast vs beast. High noon at the hoard. It'd be better than watching Floyd Mayweather win on points.