Could Chris' ego get any more bloated? (Probably)
The balls on Chris, thinking he has any right to demand cash from anyone. Especially because he got his crusty panties in a twist over someone else's comics. What an asshole.
The kicker here is Chris thinks he's a hero. He thinks that by scribbling that fucktarded cleansing rain nonsense that he's saved people, and it was HARD WORK. For someone who is so obsessed with children's cartoons and comics, Chris never seemed to pick up on the fact that the heroes never asked for reward or compensation for their work. When was the last time you saw Batman tell the Joker "Altight Joker, I've stopped your reign of crime and terror. You're going back to Arkham. And you owe me money for stopping you."? When did you ever see Scooby-Doo and the gang unmask the villain and state "It was Old Man Weatherby who was trying to scare everyone out of the orphanage. Now cough up two grand, you creepy old bastard!"? Never. Because real heroes don't expect money.
