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Chris comments about krazy glue and explains his Twitter signature is meant to represent CPU Blue Heart and Sonichu, and Chris's latest enabler keeps encouraging his merge beliefs (Chris linked to the four-part merge guide he posted last year).

Damn all this time I've been waiting for the glue to dry and then using an emery board to "sand" it off. I should have been gnawing it off and spitting it out like a fucking animal.
 
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How many times do people have to say "Kill yourself, you're worthless" or "why do you look like a man" until Chris says, "refer to the CWCKi for all inquiries".
 
Chris gives attention to a Twitter fan.

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Chris's latest power-up.

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All the new equipment on Sonichu, while unarguably powerful, had a very unfortunate effect on the superhero's spine. After wearing his new extra tail and giant plastic capital 'C's for 24 hours, Sonichu's neck completely crumbled, leaving the electrified rodent with his head slumped permanently atop his upper chest. Ever the brave superstar, however, Sonichu smiled on despite the crippling pain and creeping paralysis from his mangled spinal cord. What a true hero!

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