RAMADAN 2025

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Idiotron

Idiotron

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March 1st is Ramadan.

Any predictions when it comes to Muslim shenanigans?
How many things will explode?
How many people will get hurt because they said something mean?

Give me your hot takes.
 
My predicition is they will gain weight despite "fasting" because they pig out once the sun goes down which kind of defeats the whole point of the process.
 
Peace be Upon Him, I don't think anything big will happen in the ME besides Trump fellating Bibi some more.

Europe, things will keep exploding and pakis will keep raping.
 
I read a book about fasting, and the doctor writing it mentioned different culture's practices, and mentioned Islam before caveating that it was basically the worst possible way to fast, and how disastrous it was for people's health.
 
Ah, look at the time, it's the annual Western sandnigger dicksucking humiliation ritual! My company always sends out emails congratulating those celebrating Ramadan, Diwali, Bungerbangerramadamadingdong and what have you, and what do the rest of us get for our traditional holiday? Happy holidays.
 
Substitute Christmas for Ramadan. For a good portion of Africa, Christmas is as meaningless as Ramadan. Replace gifts, fun and feasting with fasting and prayer.

The difference between Christianity and and Islam as that Christians feel guilty about Muslims not having nice things on Christian holy days, while Islamics want to kill Christians or force them to pay a tax under dhiminni rules for not observing Muslim holy days.
 
A Very Big Fish dijo:
it was basically the worst possible way to fast, and how disastrous it was for people's health.
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Refrain from eating or drinking all day long, including avoiding water in a goddamn desert.

Then, once the sun sets, absolutely gorge yourself on desserts. Eat yourself stupid for hours. Sleep for a few hours, then get up before dawn to eat another huge meal.

Then do it again and again for 30 days.
 
Clotso Coof dijo:
Refrain from eating or drinking all day long, including avoiding water in a goddamn desert.

Then, once the sun sets, absolutely gorge yourself on desserts. Eat yourself stupid for hours. Sleep for a few hours, then get up before dawn to eat another huge meal.

Then do it again and again for 30 days.
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What could possibly go wrong?
 
Clotso Coof dijo:
Refrain from eating or drinking all day long, including avoiding water in a goddamn desert.
Then, once the sun sets, absolutely gorge yourself on desserts. Eat yourself stupid for hours. Sleep for a few hours, then get up before dawn to eat another huge meal.
Then do it again and again for 30 days.
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Agreed, and don't forget nominally-exempt pregnant women are socially pressured to "dry" fast too. In the UK, we'll be responsible for whatever malnutrition or brain damage this causes.
It's also the worst kind of fasting. There's skinny people who skip breakfast, and skinny people who skip dinner. It's still a solid 16 hours of rest for your digestive system. But no one gets slim by mega spiking their insulin twice, with a ~8 rest between. I often go 23 hours between meals, and have went 312 hours consuming nothing but electrolytes, vitamins and water before.
 
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