Ralph's Height

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Are you taller than Ralph?

  • Yes

    Votos: 353 97.5%
  • No

    Votos: 9 2.5%

  • Total de votantes
    362
I had something similar happen to me when I was a Ralph tier alcoholic. 270 lbs at ~5'10" doesn't sag off your body like that. I believe the weight is probably accurate though. Even Gunt wouldn't try to sell two big lies at once, would he? :optimistic:
I have a theory that the gunt is actually really normal fat distribution considering the excess alcohol consumption and dietary habits, but his underdeveloped, and really short, legs and no ass, only make it seem enormous by comparison.

Either that, or just really unfortunate fat distribution and poor genetics.
 
Here's what I've attempted. Using screenshots from here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rqfunQGd9vAThere's an abundance of geometry in this short clip, where the pig does a guntball.
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The goal here is to map the pig head onto the patio umbrella at the back, which are typically 9-10 feet. I've seen massive ones that are more than 15 feet tall, but this aint one of those expensive boutiques. The total height of the patio umbrella raised above the ground by the table is illustrated as a red bar.

The umbrella is on the same plane as the entire building, making it easy to determine vanishing point and converging lines.
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The pig does his seismic bounce, the vanishing points are determined there and intersects at some point.
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Using that, the pig's head is now compared to the rod of 275-305 cm:
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So the pig head is 27.4~30.5cm, taking 10 as the stacked heads.

Now all we have to do is copy pig heads to match the gunt's height. Around 5.5.
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So that's 150.7~167.75cm, or 4'11 to 5'6. 5'1 doesn't seem too implausible, though it's on the lower side.

An easier way to verify would require the utilisation of the white fence. Maybe someone can find the height of it from online photos at different hours, using the shadows casted, or just go there and measure it (gunt's hotel was doxxxed during Tampa). Gunt is on the approximate plane of the fence, so this guestimate would work.

Likewise, this would work too:
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The gunt got doXxed here because of a rather unique painting, which is framed. Using the bottles in the foreground with known dimensions, one can easily determine his height.

We've reached levels of alogging previously thought impossible! 🕵️
 
only 5'1 does that make him officially a midget? a guess hes not a dwarf because although he maybe an ugly fuck he isnt deformed.
The foul, wrinkled, gigantic, ball-less scrotum that is the gunt is a deformity. It just isn't the kind that qualifies you as a dwarf.
 
So at some point is he going to start screaming "I'm MEEEEEEELTING" like the Wicked Witch of the West and dissolve entirely, leaving nothing behind but the gunt?
Then the Farms would discover that the Gunt itself is actually an alien parasite and the lolcow interpretation of "The Thing"
 
You'd think these retards, even with their retard brains and retard ways, would somehow, after all of this, realize that being a dumb dipshit for momentary "donations" isn't a good idea?
But they never do. It's amazing. These retards are treasures, and this horrid website is their museum.
 
I have a theory that the gunt is actually really normal fat distribution considering the excess alcohol consumption and dietary habits, but his underdeveloped, and really short, legs and no ass, only make it seem enormous by comparison.

Either that, or just really unfortunate fat distribution and poor genetics.
Ralph inherited the best genetics from Ronnie. The bad genetics come from Sandras side
 
You leave those legs alone. They work hard to carry the gunt around.
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Anyone interested in finding out gunt's shoe size next?


Here's an idea to support the tiptoes theory: what if the entire reason we know about guntgate at all is because Ralph's gunt fell out of his shirt because he stood up in his toes for the photo? Ralph probably tried his darnest to keep that gunt intact all day, but the moment he gets up on his tippytoes.... whoops! *ooze sound*
 
Im gonna say he is somewhere around 5'6 or 5'5
It really doesn't matter and my good friend @PlasticOwls assessment is sound, but the point still stands that it doesn't matter in the long run because Ralph will become upset if you call him 5'1" or 5'5" regardless. Defending his height status in a drunken rage was more important than collecting his loli-defending gf's worthless shit to the point of attacking people. Because it's nawt troo.
 
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