I'm pretty sure that's just a sperg larping being metokur, iirc metokur directly responded to this pic on Twitter saying it wasn't him.
Ralph's Height
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Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋
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Ralph is likely to be wearing lifts in his shoes, so your username may be spot on.
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I really don't see the point of comparing height from photos with other online losers. We have official documentation from his various arrest records. He tried playing it off at different times as an error or the officer didn't press hard enough on a carbon copy. None of these feeble excuses accounts for the error in his metric measurements.
Christ Ralph, you're a midget, live with it. At this point it's not even in the top ten of your most embarrassing attributes, to be frank. Not really sure what you hope to gain from this fantasy of being tall. You're doing nothing but embarrassing yourself further. Hard to believe that is even possible for someone of your caliber, yet here we are.
Do I look 5'1"?
Yes Ralph you do.
Christ Ralph, you're a midget, live with it. At this point it's not even in the top ten of your most embarrassing attributes, to be frank. Not really sure what you hope to gain from this fantasy of being tall. You're doing nothing but embarrassing yourself further. Hard to believe that is even possible for someone of your caliber, yet here we are.
Do I look 5'1"?
Yes Ralph you do.
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Wasn't that @Flamenco ?
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Flamenco did the Jim cosplay at some con. Wasn't Dax the fake Jim in the Knoxville photos?
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Ralph is just tall enough to catch these hands.
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Ralph is just tall enough to give you a blowjob without even getting on his knees, and his flat-topped head would give you a place to put your beer while you face fucked his fat face.
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Ralph is fat and I would not have face sex with him.
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forget the height a second look at how thumb like his head is, its like the head version of a cankle, where the fuck does your neck begin or end ralph? your shoulders? youre rapidly morphing into fucking mr potatohead
not even tall he admits to being a manlet i think the lowest one head admitted to is 5'4, so hes still a fucking midget whether we give him the three inches aka a memphis micro of height back.
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The sad truth of Ralph and Faith's breakup is that Disney addict Faith just couldn't imagine a future where Dad couldn't join her and Xander on the rides.
Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋
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Yeah, looks weird as hell.
He's just incredibly dysgenic in general.
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Confirmed 5'8'' you stupid kike. Change your avatar you do not have the right to use our fuher's image and our people's symbol to slander a man who platforms our guys.
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You are a retard and Hitler would be disgusted with you and your anime perversion. At least spell Fuhrer right, faggot.
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Do you perhaps mean Führer you autistic clown?
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You're a Hindu?
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Proof of the hoof
Could Ralph actually be the world's tallest pig?
Could Ralph actually be the world's tallest pig?