Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[Steven Soyberg]

We've reached the threshold of mortality for Ethan.
It's all downhill from here.
My prediction is that The Gunt will never reach 50.
Most likely will croak at 42/43.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

ethan ralph goes super saiyan.mp4

God, I remember that day vividly. Had a fucking panic attack after seeing Ralph got Super Swine 3 cause I know all us detractors will pay if he learns how to go Ultra Guntstinct

 

[Preacher ✝]

Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

We've reached the threshold of mortality for Ethan.
It's all downhill from here.
My prediction is that The Gunt will never reach 50.
Most likely will croak at 42/43.

The worst thing that could happen to him is he lives to be 80

 

[StMaryPiper]

Mexico has been shockingly kind to Ralph tbh. Rapid decline or arc abandonment is what I expected but this slow decline shit is incredibly interesting to look back on. It’ll be very interesting to see it go forward in another year because Ralph is constantly complaining about living poor even in Mexico. He may have to go down to Central American shitholes instead or Africa

 

[Average Russian Spy]

Happy birthday to the Bog Hog! Been following that mess since the early days of GamerGate, watched him reach his zenith on Youtube, the infamous boulder stream, the Healstream, and the following, career shattering Pillstream. It's been a long, painfully drawn out spiral downward, so here's to another 40 years!

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

How is this fat retard still alive?

 

[Fortyone]

Shit, which one was this again? I saw part of it, but I just go back to the original pillstream.

Im referring to when kino casino covered him July last year

The "more, more" part kicks in around 3:31:20. Crazy how this has over 100k views now, hell if you search "Ethan Ralph" on youtube, the biggest video platform online by as massive margin, the first few pages are all just kino casino coverage and some jessie. Imagine letting the guy who ruined your life (PPP) monopolize your name on the only website where your videos would get more views and organic growth.

If Ralph wasn't such a lazy bitch he could probably have a presence on youtube again and grow his brand for the first time in years now that censorship on the platform is more lax and josh/andy got their channels back. but he would have to avoid screaming nigger and committing several online crimes, which is pretty much impossible. He could at least get a clip channel idk

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

I remember watching Ralph back when it was Gator and Zaidan. Its crazy how the gunt memes and getting his man purse stolen mind broke him.

Oh well good job making it to 40. Here's to another year of avoiding the Cartels and living in a tin shack.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

ralph, please return to the us so the harvest may be complete. Thanks,

Thirsty Kitty

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Happy birthday to the father of one of the world's unluckiest son and daughter

 

[Sneedmiser]

The government doesn't want you to know this but your birthday gifts are TAX FREE! Everything you get on your birthday is TAX FREE! That torta? TAX FREE! Those xannies? TAX FREE! That dog you ran over driving drunk while scrolling kiwifarms behind the wheel? TAX FREE! Your brother's upkeep in the mental hospital? TAX FREE! The child support payments? TAX FREE!

 

[Unmarkedgrave]

Happy birthday, EL GUNTO!! You kicked Beto’s ass on Mexican fishtank
Have a wonderful day

 

[Wünderkind]

feliz cumpleaños, el chaddo del gunte

 

[W@rui]

Happy Birthday you fat fuck.

0:20

 

[Male Idiot]

Ralphamale, may he oook and scream for another 40 years! Rage on you, manliest of men.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tax free Xannies for everybody

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Where’s all the money gone, Ralph?
When are you gonna build that church, Ralph?

 

[Fucking YTs]

Today we celebrate this legend: absentee father, felon, and professional goofball!

 

[Brutality]

The worst thing that could happen to him is he lives to be 80

If he's looking like this at 40 I dont want to imagine how decrepit he'd be with 40 more years