Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[Blackstar]

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[AndyGuntski]

40 years old. disgusting fat body. broke in a shithole country. wife and kid left him. crippling xanax addiction. no real friends. no family. barely can pull 200 viewers on a good day. at least he still has analwulf.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Have a Xannie bar for me, Ralph. You’ve earned it as I never thought you would make it to 40.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Feel like a winner yet, Ralph?

 

[Jesters]

He's only 40? Goddamn, that is a rough 40.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

From my Ukrainian jail cell to your Mexican hovel, I wish @theralph a happy 40th birthday as he embraces unc status (not that an absentee father would be there for Evans kids but I digress). 40 MORE YEARS OF KAWNTENT! STAY STRONG SEKTUR KING!!

 

[Syntaxion]

He's only 40!?!?
he was in his 30s just yesterday???

Thought the guy was easily mid 50s

 

[Drunkensailor]

Happy birthday Ethan,
May your day be filled with family, food, and friends.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I cannot believe this nigger is younger/older than me/you and has more/fewer kids!

There, that should cover 90% of responses.

Gimli: And my axe!

Ralph: It’s axe free, bish! Axe! Free!

 

[hawkisnight]

Turning 40? It's over. This time truly.
Anyway happy birthday Ralphie! Cheers to your continued suffering for our entertainment(plz do something or Jewl will close your board).

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

Happy birthday Ralph I hope you live another 40 wild wacky years for all of our entertainment. I hope you have a 5 star day bish.

 

[SaltyFanta]

He's only 40? Goddamn, that is a rough 40.

I concur, I always passively assumed Ralph was in his late 40s, early 50s.

At this rate I doubt he'll make it to his late 40s though.

 

[I Pick Minions]

Happy birthday to my favorite rage pig, the IBS/Sektur was the funniest shit on the internet. I'll watch the pillstream and boulderstream as a reminder of the good days.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Cozy Rozy doesn't have a father and Xander is being raised by the Disney Diddler. Happy birthday though I guess.

 

[frari]

all of the guys in this picture were YouTube famous. They had thousands of viewers, while today one of them is dead, and the others are banned from YouTube and streaming on alt-tech sites to very few viewers, I guess. Andy Warski is the exception if you count the Kino Casino, but my point stands: these guys used to rule the world; now the world has forgotten them.

Um acktualy Andy was unbanned on Youtube the same time that Null was.

 

[Farmer9876]

Happy birthday bish!

 

[YarrBlueballs]

He's only 40?! I thought he was in his 50s already! Alcoholism really brings out the best in people, jeez.

 

[frari]

Need his most famous pic

 

[Asian tech support]

The haters and ayylawgs who said he wouldn't make it to 40? GUNTED. BISH MADE.

 

[Soso]

Happy birthday you fat fuck. I can't believe he's forty though, and I seen some fucked up people at my Walmart.