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Where is the "IT'S NOT TRUE" clip originally found? I searched on youtube "ethan ralph it's not true" but I couldn't find the original clip.

He left his Dlive stream running. It's one of my favorites despite how horrible and sad it is. 2:06 btw

The Blaze HQ pigwiggle is another moment that made me bust my ass laughing like a crazy person.
 
Terminal wiggerdom. There is only one cure.
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My favorite (from the top on down) is still the spergout against Dispatch (local archive below):
awakentheguntinyou.mp4
I had no clue who Ralph was until I saw this clip on 9chan *checks watch* Jesus Christ, 2 years ago.

Needless to say, his "fuck yourself" pig squeal had me rolling.

Now I tune in every few months. Every time, I manage to be shocked at how far he's fallen from the last time I saw him.

I didn't think anything could be more embarassing than posting a sex tape and bragging about it.
But then Ralph brags about a "priceless heirloom" ring, only for it to actually be a cubic zirconium crackerjack prize.

What on earth is next?
 
2) Ever since that stream he can't help but end most sentences with "Do you understand?"
He saw it in a movie or tv show, thought it sounded cool, now he's parroting it.
Drive. He literally saw Drive and took the line from that because Gosling did it.

That or hes plain fucking retarded. Given the shitkicking he got thats a strong possibility
 
Annihilated even when cheating, that's not how you do a push-up, Ralph.


Andy's one push-up:
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One Ralphapushup:
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One of Andy's push-up is about 2.5 Ralphapushups.

Watch his gunt jiggle.
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So many moments. Ralph just replayed his stream with Boogie v Frank Hassle and he had to skip past the part where he is so lazy the chaser and liquor are in different cups. Ralph is so gone.

He forgets anything above his eyes exists and keeps twitching them to make sure they are still there.
 
So many moments. Ralph just replayed his stream with Boogie v Frank Hassle and he had to skip past the part where he is so lazy the chaser and liquor are in different cups. Ralph is so gone.
Killstream Boogie v Frank Ralph plastered.mp4
He forgets anything above his eyes exists and keeps twitching them to make sure they are still there.
He’s taking after the other Internet Ethan with those eyebrow tics
 
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