RALPHAGUIDE to Mexico - Advice on Residency in Mexico

[pogoroooo]

Juro por dios y mi mamacita santa que si descubro que este gordo pendejo retrasado se muda cerca de donde vivo, voy a ir y le voy a partir su PUTA madre. La madriza que le dio Dan no va a ser NADA en comparacion. Recuerden este post pinches aylogos.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Juro por dios y mi mamacita santa que si descubro que este gordo pendejo retrasado se muda cerca de donde vivo, voy a ir y le voy a partir su PUTA madre. La madriza que le dio Dan no va a ser NADA en comparacion. Recuerden este post pinches aylogos.

Calma carnal.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

i love when spics try to explain it away, because to most americans the whole "what if the 15 year old consents" is a horrifying thing to codify into law.

15? That's disgusting. 16 is the correct number and not a second sooner.
Americans read their own laws challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
To be clear the laws are generally written that way so judges can apply common sense and not punish an edge case 17-18 relationship, but still have the force of law to apply to abuse when it occurs.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Juro por dios y mi mamacita santa que si descubro que este gordo pendejo retrasado se muda cerca de donde vivo, voy a ir y le voy a partir su PUTA madre. La madriza que le dio Dan no va a ser NADA en comparacion. Recuerden este post pinches aylogos.

Este bebé riendo te desea lo mejor en tus esfuerzos de caza de cerdos.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

15? That's disgusting. 16 is the correct number and not a second sooner.
Americans read their own laws challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
To be clear the laws are generally written that way so judges can apply common sense and not punish an edge case 17-18 relationship, but still have the force of law to apply to abuse when it occurs.

again, the fact that you don't write 15/20 but 17-18 shows you clearly know its wrong.

 

[Peru oso donas]

If you go to Oaxaca/Guerrero/Michoacán and give their parents about 10k and promise to marry her to the Gunt she might.

I'd like to imagine that if Ralph tried that the parents would scam him out of his money, continuing the felted storyline.

 

[Puffer Fish]

¡¿POR QUÉ NO TE MUERES MR. MEDIOCRE?!

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

again, the fact that you don't write 15/20 but 17-18 shows you clearly know its wrong.

YES you stupid fucking nigger that's why it's designed for DISCRETIONARY PROSECUTION.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Remember that "chinga" means a phone number, because it sounds like a ringing phone!

If you want to ask someone for their number, just say ¿chinga tu?

 

[Rogal Dorn]

It's been awhile since I've seen a good Cartel video. This should be entertaining. They'll torture that fat fuck to death just because he's a genetic abomination. He doesn't even have to holler at anyone. They'll do it for free.

 

[Pee Cola]

¡Hola, El Gunto!

 

[Rosemary]

If the Ralphamale goes to Mexico, he will be ABSOLUTELY TOWERING over the natives!

 

[Incorrect Password]

Ralphamale in mexico? You think he'd be able to fight a chupacabra?

 

[DankSmoker]

I don't think he's fooling anyone into believing his whole life has been an Andy Kaufmann tier LARP.

 

[Desktop User2]

Ralphamale in mexico? You think he'd be able to fight a chupacabra?

He has a date with chupamierda.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Ralphamale in mexico? You think he'd be able to fight a chupacabra?

He is the fupacabra

 

[HarrySachz]

If you go to any South American country you should:

• Find the tallest and meanest guy around and hit him in the nose it shows dominance and it's a deeply respected tradition.
• Treat any girl/woman as badlya as you can in public, it shows that youre an alpha.
• Make sure to show that you are an rich american and got lot's of dollars in your person all the time.
• Be obnoxious to every person serving you.

 

[Popper Whiting]

 

[NoonmanR]

"The shit of Mexican women is more savory than Vicker's Mare. Nothing but five star scat days."
Thanks Ethan! Keep it coming this shit is helping my spanish immensely for when i need to dodge to meh-he-coh.

Oh, and when you're in mexico be sure to call every mexican you see monkeys in english. Repeatedly. And be sure to film it too, that works wonders with the people there, just ask a person going by the name Alextime.

 

[Puffer Fish]

"The shit of Mexican women is more savory than Vicker's Mare. Nothing but five star scat days."

It was "...more savory than mare's or Vickers' ".