r/FedNews

[Cuntspiracy Man]

If it took you 45 mins to type "merge pdf" into google you don't deserve a cushy desk job with benefits, you should be working a minimum wage McJob for the rest of your pointless life.

They literally already have the wagie mindset

>Well I was goiiiiing to do my job efficiently but you were a meanie so instead I spent a lot of time on a simple task!
Are feds getting hourly pays or something? They should be paid for work done but instead they seem to think sitting on something longer in more impressive and deserving of more money

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

i think it's the same reasoning people use when they express that they're "so afraid for their lives" or "literally shaking right now" to make the same situation seem more grave

They've convinced themselves that passionate speeches are the exact same thing as whining like little girl

 

[BlueSpark]

 

[Chin of Campbell]

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Reddit not be the gayest fucking thing you've ever read in your entire life for five nanoseconds challenge, level: IMPOSSIBLE

 

[MrJokerRager]

@Null Newsom is now ending remote work at large for Californian state employees.

And they believe Newsom is in cahoots with the far right.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CAStateWorkers/

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

@Null Newsom is now ending remote work at large for Californian state employees.

And they believe Newsom is in cahoots with the far right.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CAStateWorkers/

I don't get it. No one is forcing them to take an experimental shot go back to the office. Why don't they just get a new job?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I don't get it. No one is forcing them to take an experimental shot go back to the office. Why don't they just get a new job?

I was told it's not operating under duress if you're told 'do this or be fired'
I mean no one is FORCING them to do anything, they're just being threatened with firing, jeez

 

[0life]

Someone posted a news article (archive) about a probationary employee who got fired for emailing a limerick as their 5 bullet points.

Not the worst thing anyone's ever done but the pearl-clutching really bothers me. I don't understand why anyone would think it's okay to fuck around at their job while they're still on probation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/s/1U2ZPLIu9d

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

That redditor using the phrases "Elmo" and "Dog-E" make the mass firings sound adorable and cute. The fedditors are trying to dehumanize DOGE but it's not working as intended.

cute lil government doggy

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

From DEA Watch,


TLDR: RACE WAR NOW (THANKS TRUMP) - SIGNED, LITERAL GLOWIE

 

[fadededcrossblur]

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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isn't "two spirit" some kinda indian american term for having a spiritual connection with a dead elder or something? so weird to include them in this highschool gay club
>meet our new queer employes, everyone! Gayden, Dykisha, and Treepetal Shittingbear

 

[Toolbox]

isn't "two spirit" some kinda indian american term for having a spiritual connection with a dead elder or something? so weird to include them in this highschool gay club
>meet our new queer employes, everyone! Gayden, Dykisha, and Treepetal Shittingbear

It's used as the indian version of nonbinary or genderfluid now to try and manufacture historical relevance for those, no idea it's actual definition and I doubt the genderspecials do either.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I just wanted to archive these DEAWatch postings, in case any of this weirdness becomes true or is unveiled later:
[for now this is all water cooler gossip]

 

[Not Funny]

I just wanted to archive these DEAWatch postings, in case any of this weirdness becomes true or is unveiled later:
[for now this is all water cooler gossip]
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