Quotes you live by

[Commander Keen]

Life is like a box of chocolates. There is too much disgusting pink filling that nobody likes.

I love the pink filling.

I need the pink filling.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Don't speak for others. Speak for yourself.

Strength comes from knowing what weakness feels like.

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

“The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.”

Rafiki

 

[Aquinas]

"oh boy oh boy, finally i can fuck my pet in his most optimal form" Karo 'the bitch hitter/splitter' the Fox

 

[Shokew]

Hail Neo Arcadia, for it is with me, whether I like it or not. And sometimes, we're not always gonna like what he have to do to get things done in this long, arduous walk called life.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

"And when you think about it, isn't that exactly the point? Parking. And driving. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!!" - Duckman, Private Dick

 

[_Clam_]

"Fuck you" - FuckYou

 

[KiwiKritter]

“Mow grass and eat ass”​

 

[Regu]

"Animals flee this hell, the hardest stones can not bear it for long, only men endure." -Unknown German soldier at Stalingrad.

 

[Nobunaga]

"Everything in this world can be a spark for your way of life... Even in everyday conversations... Every word you say may open the door to a new and different future."

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

"Tell me what you gon' do to me
Confrontation ain't nothin' new to me
You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue
But you can't bring the truth to me
Fuck you and all your expectations
I don't even want your congratulations
I recognize your false confidence
And calculated promises all in your conversation
I hate people that feel entitled
Look at me crazy 'cause I ain't invite you
Oh, you important?
You the moral to the story? You endorsin'?
Mothafucka, I don't even like you
Corrupt a man's heart with a gift
That's how you find out who you dealin' with
A small percentage who I'm buildin' with
I want the credit if I'm losin' or I'm winnin'
On my momma, that's the realest shit"

Kendrick Lamar

 

[I Exist]

"Strength lies not in defence but in attack. "
-Adolf Hitler

 

[shartshooter]

"Seen politically, systems follow one another, each consuming the previous one. They live on ever-bequeathed and ever-disappointed hope, which never entirely fades. Its spark is all that survives, as it eats its way along the blasting fuse. For this spark, history is merely an occasion, never a goal."
- Ernst Jünger

 

[thejackal]

A lot of wisdom in this man:

The man who lies to himself can be more easily offended than anyone else. You know it is sometimes very pleasant to take offense, isn't it? A man may know that nobody has insulted him, but that he has invented the insult for himself, has lied and exaggerated to make it picturesque, has caught at a word and made a mountain out of a molehill--he knows that himself, yet he will be the first to take offense, and will revel in his resentment till he feels great pleasure in it.”

Fyodor Dostoevsky​

Is more true than ever in the Internet age.

 

[Bagronkleton]

When you go somewhere leave it a little cleaner than when you arrived. - Bagrandpa.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Remember the past, but don't get stuck in it.

 

[J A N D E K]

“Everyone who has died on Everest was once an extremely confident and motivated person. Remember that the next time you read a quote of inspirational bullshit.”

 

[ZeCommissar]

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem."
-My man J Stalin

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

"You know what, fuck all this stupid shit. Sometimes you just gotta roll up a fattie and get real mellow on the ganja." - Albert Einstein

 

[Wallace]

"When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles."
- Muad'Dib, Children of Dune by Frank Herbert