Quotes you live by

[bbpoison]

fuck you

 

[TwinkleSnort]

When you go up North where the Huskies go, never eat the yellow snow.

 

[Lensherr]

" 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamned right I'm livin' in the fuckin' past!"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"Women are Animals. They are beasts. They are incapable of reason. They are controlled by their emotions and impulses. They are attracted to the most animalistic, brutal, and obnoxious men, instead of the ideal gentleman

Their mindsets never evolved from the Neolitihic Age. Because they are naturally attracted to stupid, obnoxious men, they will breed stupid children. They are slowing the advancement of the human race."

Elliot, "the Supreme Gentleman" Rodger

 

[Randy Lahey]

"If it ain't broke, you're not trying."

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

At the end of the day, the only one who cares about your own well begin is you

Also: never do something that you might regret later

 

[Zarkov]

Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"Never die alone. Take as many as you can with you" - Nana

 

[Broken Pussy]

The universe is a big place and, whatever happens, you will not be missed.

 

[Audit]

"A mind is a place of its own and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven"- John Milton

 

[Bob Page]

"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. And let history make its own judgments." -Zefram Cochrane, Star Trek First Contact

 

[Jan_Hus]

"The man who fears death loses the joy of life"-Jan Hus

 

[Queen Doris]

"Fantasy remains a human right: we make in our measure and our derivative mode, because we are made: and not only made, but made in the image and likeness of a Maker."
- J.R.R Tolkien

and

"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?"
-Terry Pratchett

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handey

 

[Zarkov]

"A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows." - Michel Galabru

 

[Lensherr]

“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.” - J.R.R. Tolkein

 

[DailyToastBoat]

"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits."

 

[GuyFieri]

"What good is it to be number one if there aren't any other numbers?" - Gene, Emoji Movie

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

"The world meets nobody halfway"

 

[Coconut Gun]

"I got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets."