Then why. fucking. drink. Coffee is this retarded pseudo-hobby that adult people love to indulge in. You know what's cool? Drinking water. Even cooler? Not drinking with your food, at all. It dilutes the acid meant to dissolve the food. If you absolutely need the social glue of coffee, drink tea. It takes even longer to make and drink, so you'll have more time to talk. Oh, that's not as cool? And it's actually just the 'being a coffee addict' angle you like?