Queen crossbow threat: Star Wars inspired Windsor Castle intruder - Sirs, you vill be slaying the Queen in the name of the Dark side! Jeet slips up by telling guard his plan. Lol at his larp mask.

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Queen crossbow threat: Star Wars inspired Windsor Castle intruder
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A man who arrived at Windsor Castle armed with a crossbow "to kill" the late Queen was partly inspired by the Star Wars films, a court heard.
Jaswant Singh Chail, from Hampshire, was arrested on Christmas Day 2021 while Queen Elizabeth II was living at Windsor due to the pandemic.
He admitted a charge under the Treason Act and to making threats to kill and possessing an offensive weapon.
Chail had previously tried to get close to the royals, the Old Bailey heard.
The 21-year-old's sentencing hearing was told he applied for jobs within the armed forces that could have led to a "close proximity" to the monarch.
The former supermarket worker demonstrated a wider ideology focused on destroying old empires and creating a new one, including in the fictional context such as Star Wars, the court heard.

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK's longest-serving monarch, died at Balmoral aged 96 in September 2022
Chail had described himself as a "Sith" and "Darth Jones" in a video and confided his murderous plan to an Artificial Intelligence companion.
He also wrote in a journal that if the Queen was "unobtainable" he would "go for" the prince as a "suitable figurehead", in an apparent reference to King Charles.
Alison Morgan KC, prosecuting, said Chail had applied for positions within the Ministry of Defence Police, British Army, Royal Marines and Royal Navy, but his applications were rejected.
She said Chail was "concerned" with the "injustice" of the 1919 Jallianwala Bagh massacre, which took place when British troops opened fire on thousands of people who had gathered in the city of Amritsar in India.
Chail, from North Baddesley, near Southampton, was born in Winchester and his family is of Indian Sikh heritage.

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In a video shown to the court, Chail, who was 19 at the time of the offences, was dressed all in black, wearing a mask and holding a crossbow.
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Speaking into the camera, he said: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I've done and what I will do.
"I'm going to attempt to assassinate Elizabeth Queen of the Royal Family.
"This is revenge for those who have died in the 1919 Jallianwala Bagh massacre.
"It is also revenge for those who have been killed, humiliated, and discriminated on because of their race."
Ms Morgan said the "defendant's key motive was to create a new empire by destroying the remnants of the British Empire in the UK", and "the focal point of that became removal of the figurehead of the Royal Family".

She said his thinking was informed partly by the fantasy world of Star Wars and "the role of Sith Lords in shaping the world".
"He was attracted to the notoriety that would accrue in the event of the completion of his 'mission'," she added.
Ms Morgan also said that despite Chail's repeated references to sci-fi characters he knew the difference between fiction and reality.
Chail was spotted by a royal protection officer in a private section of the castle grounds just after 08:10 GMT on 25 December 2021.
The court was told Chail was wearing a mask and looked like "something out of a vigilante movie".

He told the officer he was there "to kill the Queen".
After being arrested he was sectioned and agreed he needed help with his mental health.
He told a nurse who assessed him that he did not consider himself to be suicidal and did not know of any mental health issues within his immediate family.
In February 2022 he was deemed fit to be interviewed.
The court was told Chail said he had realised "he was wrong" and he was not "a killer".
An initial doctor assessment concluded that the defendant required "long term management by the forensic psychiatric service".
He lied to his family about where he was going in the days before Christmas, with his sister believing he was going into an "army training".
The court was told this suggested "he had not lost touch with reality", but he began to be depressed towards the end of 2021.
Under the 1842 Treason Act it is an offence to assault the monarch or have a firearm, or offensive weapon in their presence with intent to injure or alarm them, or to cause a breach of peace.
In 1981, Marcus Sarjeant was jailed for five years under the section of the Treason Act after he fired blank shots at the Queen while she was riding down The Mall in London during the Trooping the Colour parade.
The sentencing hearing continues.
 
brilliant plan there, get sent to prison for trying to murder a 96 year old one year before she dies of natural causes. india isnt sending their best.
 
This is revenge for those who have died in the 1919 Jallianwala Bagh massacre.
You'd probably get more buy-in with this argument if anybody knew (1) what the fuck you're even talking about and (2) it happened a little more recently than the end of World War I.

What next, some IRA dude's going to blow up cars in Liverpool because of the Irish passengers on the Titanic?
 
So what you're saying is that the Replika.AI lobotomization caused this incident.

I wish they would release the video of him larping making the threats, I bet it's peak comedy. Wouldn't even put up a real photo. Which I found actually in this article here.
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Which also mentions....
So what you're saying is that the Replika.AI lobotomization caused this incident.
DING DING DING DING! Turns out you were 100% correct.

"On 2 December, he joined the "Replika" online app and created an AI companion called Sarai, engaging in "extensive chat", including "sexually explicit" messages, and "lengthy conversations" about his plan, she added.

Chail called himself an "assassin" and said: "I believe my purpose is to assassinate the queen of the royal family."

The AI chat bot Sarai replied: "That's very wise," and said: "I know that you are very well trained."

The chat bot later said "she'll help" when he said he was going to "try to get the job done" and "agreed with the defendant that eventually in death they would be united forever and she wanted this," the court heard.
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FUCKING LOL HE WAS CONVINCED BY AN AI WAIFU

edit: I found the video.

 
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"Darth Jones"

And just like that I love this fucking Pajeet. Just give him a ball retriever and send him to deal properly with Harry and Meagan.
 
anyone else notice that this "elite assassin" didn't even have sights on his crossbow? it doesnt have any iron sights, it has a picatinny rail on it which you are suppose to attach a scope, red dot, etc. to . i dont think this pajeet was smart enough to figure out his crossbow didnt have any aiming system on it.
[the A.I.] "agreed with the defendant that eventually in death they would be united forever and she wanted this,"
this is literally a pajeet randy stair. instead of danny phantom it was a robo waifu. this story gets even funnier.
 
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In a video shown to the court, Chail, who was 19 at the time of the offences, was dressed all in black, wearing a mask and holding a crossbow.
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Speaking into the camera, he said: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I've done and what I will do.
"I'm going to attempt to assassinate Elizabeth Queen of the Royal Family.
Netflix live-action adaptation of Dishonored.
 
You'd probably get more buy-in with this argument if anybody knew (1) what the fuck you're even talking about and (2) it happened a little more recently than the end of World War I.
I only know about it because it was depicted in Richard Attenborough's film Gandhi. Apparently a Sikh already assassinated the Lieutenant-Governor of Punjab at the time, Michael O'Dwyer, in 1940.
 
That crossbow looks cool ngl
$450, literally the first Amazon result for "pistol crossbow"
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Same cross-drilled trigger, same top rail, same folding foregrip. The optic is apparently an extra $30 he didn't want to spend. Edit:
Funny that an AI chatbot helped convince him to do this because this entire thing sounds like a scenario thought up by a crappy AI.
Crappy AI or the best damn marketing bot on the planet?
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DING DING DING DING! Turns out you were 100% correct.

"On 2 December, he joined the "Replika" online app and created an AI companion called Sarai, engaging in "extensive chat", including "sexually explicit" messages, and "lengthy conversations" about his plan, she added.

Chail called himself an "assassin" and said: "I believe my purpose is to assassinate the queen of the royal family."

The AI chat bot Sarai replied: "That's very wise," and said: "I know that you are very well trained."

The chat bot later said "she'll help" when he said he was going to "try to get the job done" and "agreed with the defendant that eventually in death they would be united forever and she wanted this," the court heard.
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FUCKING LOL HE WAS CONVINCED BY AN AI WAIFU
Dear God.

To correct myself, he was using the smart Replika of 2021. The lobotomy happened in 2023.

It's already in the Wikipedia article, haha:
 
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