I'd like to think Pyro is only dating this chick for two reasons: free tailor-made brapfat content, and to hide the fact that he is almost certainly a faggot. The Furry:Faggot correlation is
scientifically proven, with only 10% of the fandom identifying as heterosexual as of this 2020 survey (which has an actually statistically significant sample size). Statistically speaking, there's about a 90% chance that my boy Pyro is a gaybo.
A bit of an aside, but the furfags actually have a
pretty robust scientific community. Don't know if I should be horrified or impressed.