Putting on pants is overrated

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I have to walk to Safeway and I have to put on pants. I have a knee length night shirt and it is 70F outside. WTF does society force me to wear pants? GODDAMN MY LIFE.

 

[Justtocheck]

Women's lower legs are haram, especially if they are sexy and unshaven, like God intended.

 

[Teghern]

I was born to wear tunics, so comfy but too gay looking. Vagina-bearers can pull it off though so just grab a sack cloth or something.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I pity those who will never feel the cool breeze of freedom on their genitals. (You can do this legally by wearing loose-fitting boxers on your porch or in your yard.)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Gargamel]

In some states, like NY, you can go topless, but you still need to cover your cunt.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

In some states, like NY, you can go topless, but you still need to cover your cunt.

I'd rather not blind people.

 

[DankSmoker]

Do you struggle tying your shoes as well, fatty?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Do you struggle tying your shoes as well, fatty?

Yes. I already said I am over 9000kg.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have a knee length night shirt and it is 70F outside. WTF does society force me to wear pants?

History has much to teach us.