Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

[NARPASSWORD]

Gorillaz

 

[Black Waltz]

being yourself

 

[Monolith]

Making a joke and underestimating the obscurity of the reference enough that not a single person on a massive forum understands it.

not that i'm mad or anything

 

[ForeverGeneric]

Being like this guy

 

[ForeverGeneric]

"Quirky" board/card games

Hate to break this to you but here.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Posting animu in the random pics and gifs thread.

 

[aqua sama]

being yourself

and always telling the truth, especially if the truth is unpleasant.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

screaming about Teen Titans go

 

[rookie]

- Watching Steven Universe
- Having a 130 IQ

 

[Monolith]

Having a -130 IQ.

 

[Mc StarChild]

Any sort of open political belief

 

[fortunecookie]

Being a genuinely nice guy

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Taking part in any re.tarded culture war.

 

[Curt Sibling]

 

[aqua sama]

Taking part in any re.tarded culture war.

beeing a sonic fan, unless you're a gurl.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

beeing a sonic fan, unless you're a gurl.

that's just the word 'girl' pronounced by someone with a broad Belfast accent

 

[aqua sama]

that's just the word 'girl' pronounced by someone with a broad Belfast accent

yes.
being a sonic fan is not a dick-repellent. It just repels pussy.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Referring to movies as "fun family favorites"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Syphilis.

 

[Gingervitis]

Having a babyface. It sounds good until you’re 19 and worried busybodies ask if you’re old enough to drive