Pussy Deflectors - Things that extend your virginity

[TheClorax]

List the things that will make your virginity immortal.
Just to get the biggest one out of the way,

 

[ES 148]

Being seven years old.

 

[Desire Lines]

 

[Hui]

Wait. Are you saying you are a virgin forever?

 

[The Colonel]

Playing video games.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Existing

 

[RG 448]

Being someone else.

 

[WC 027]

Not having a purple dick the size of a baseball bat

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[skiddlez]

Spoiler: Truth

Posting on Kiwi Farms.

 

[OhGoy]

being myself is good enough

 

[Black Waltz]

liking anime and nintendo games

 

[Audit]

Take your pick

Spoiler: MtG

Spoiler: Pokemon

Spoiler: Yu Gi Oh

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Liking Fire Emblem.

 

[AtrocityVoyeur]

Whatever this is:

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

:autism:

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Being Tom Preston

 

[ES 148]

Your mum

 

[ForgedBlades]

The fact that I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than deal with even the possibility of rejection or abandonment.

 

[XYZpdq]

You can make a naruto headband cheap by cutting open and flattening a beer can then you draw whatever logo you want on it with a sharpie.