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Do you fluff up the cushions, maybe lay down a towel or do you just go in raw and dirty?
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- 3 de Ene, 2021
I usually like to give it a nice patting-down before I go in. Really gets it in the mood.
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
This would have been really helpful for my friend
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- 7 de Ene, 2020
Foreplay is for homosexuals.
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- 11 de Mar, 2017
You offer her any change found in the cushions. Consider it a tip in addition to the fiver you just paid her.
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- 26 de Dic, 2019
instructions unclear couch on fire
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- 4 de Oct, 2017
I pour vegetable oil all over the filthy bitch and slap on some Chemical Zone music.
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- 26 de Jun, 2018
Try pouring hot candlewax on the armrests to get her in the mood. Maybe rub her up and down with a fluffy dust wand while spraying Febreze around the room.
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- 26 de Dic, 2019
I just caught my couch chatting up dudes at Rent a Center
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