Project Mayfem - [top secret, moids do not read]

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Even if you're married, if you're somewhere that being pregnant might kill you because retarded moids who don't give a fuck about women or the future have power, he needs to rubber up, of course.

Demand the man to deposit abortion money that include flights/travel expenses plus whatever bs the abortion is going to cost to get it out of state . Paid upfront and in full.

 

[DickMain]

Cook them some food and put laxatives in it. Make sure it’s something with meat in so you have plausible deniability.

Naw, doesn't work, eating heavy into meats gets you constipated. They'd even out. What you need is laxative gravy.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Carry a syringe with seed oil on you and sneakily inject it into a moid's raw meat paleo food.

 

[DickMain]

How have not any single one of you even touched on penis-envy yet? You're all thinking Bush-League. It's really quite simple. Find any shopping catalogue or apparel section of a department store's website and open either to a men's underwear page. "Oh, it's okay, they're all just wearing cups, don't worry ha ha".

Briefs work best.

 

[HalfPint]

I find it hilarious when men get upset over a woman they like cutting her hair short. So give yourself a break from long hair, cut it short, and make a moid upset.

 

[Kiwisee]

I propose we hand out anti-rape condoms in every single third world shithole to ensure that rapists will be unable to pass on their genes:

Start with India, and then all over the world. Have enough incidents of rapists getting free penectomies so that it quickly becomes unappealing to rape anyone.

 

[fitty tucker]

Has anyone seen the movie No Men Beyond This Point? It's beautiful. Women have gained the ability to reproduce without moids and all the men are put into camps so women can be left alone to actually build society. The male 'leader' of the 'revolution' (Australian guy) gets fatter and neckbeard-ier as time goes on and he angrily sperges while males die out. Inspired.

https://youtu.be/UUwZ5Yo3Urg

(unarchived link to the No Men Beyond This Point trailer)

 

[Thé au lait]

Lol Trump is still your president no matter how many random men you now decide to inform that you would not fuck them (the feeling is mutual)

I'm sorry to be the one to kill the fantasy, but Israeli flag anon on /pol/ and @ElSalvadorDeLaRazaBlanca1488 on Xitter lied to you

Like when random men declare 'you voted for this' in reference to trannies, when like 99% of the women on this board unabashedly hate trannies. The men here are the only ones using "correct" pronouns.

Such a tell that they don't actually interact to any women. Or perhaps no women will interact with them.

It just occurred to me that Preddit is the only place where women use troon pronouns. They're outing themselves as fucking Predditors
Come to think of it, that's probably the same place they get the vooting idea from. It sure as shit ain't from talking to real people!

On that note, and to stay on topic, if you know a lonely moid AND you know a troon (I'm so sorry), be kind and set them up on a blind date. Do your part to end the male loneliness epidemic.

I used to do this when troons would bother me. Set a date with two of them at the same place and time, and have someone else record their mantrums when they realize.

Ask non-troon men when they started their transition, and comment that they're beginning to look "really feminine".

I wonder if it would offend them more to imply they're pooners

Invalidate their emotions by highlighting possible physiological causes instead of real ones.
If they are angry, rude, or showing literally any kind of unwanted emotion, ask if they've had explosive diarrhea or something like that for the past couple of days.

Better yet, imply it's a low testosterone issue!

 

[crazedaze]

Use emojis. Lots of them. For some reason, faggots seem to get triggered by emojis and want to control the way you express yourself, really weird the laughing one in particular

 

[fake farts]

I really want to watch Gunsmith Cats someday.

It's fun and less weird than the manga. The manga can be fun, Sonoda draws cool gun fights and the car chases are straight up cinematic. He draws gun and cars with autistic detail too. But it's also full of Sonoda's perversions, like May still looking like a pre-teen despite being 19 (and dating a guy in his 30s), a psycho pervert lesbian stereotype who, while entertaining, would have been better as just a badass mafia boss/hitwoman without the baggage, and plenty of useless nudity scenes.

Own the aging anime/manga moids by crowdfunding a "woke" western Gunsmith Cats remake. No nudity, no psycho pervy lesbo, just a badass one, no lolicon shit. Get Studio Mir to do the animation.

 

[DickMain]

the car chases are straight up cinematic.

It's another one I've only seen clips of, but Riding Bean was another of its time where the car stuff looks really well done. I don't know what it was about that era, but I'm a complete sucker for the styles from that time period.
I kinda didn't read what thread I was replying in, my bad.

 

[fake farts]

It's another one I've only seen clips of, but Riding Bean was another of its time where the car stuff looks really well done. I don't know what it was about that era, but I'm a complete sucker for the styles from that time period.
I kinda didn't read what thread I was replying in, my bad.

Japanese economy was booming, and the art styles hadn't move so far away yet to where the people looked like straight up aliens. Plus traditional animation will just always be superior. But yeah, Riding Bean is good for some car chase action.

Use emojis. Lots of them. For some reason, faggots seem to get triggered by emojis and want to control the way you express yourself, really weird the laughing one in particular

The Tommy Wiseau emoji is definitely my favorite. I also like the BossmanJack one.

Which way, western moid?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I propose we hand out anti-rape condoms in every single third world shithole to ensure that rapists will be unable to pass on their genes:
Start with India,

I'd be worried with india that these would get in rivers in 1 piece in droves because indian men are too stupid to cut it off / would just peel it off, and would end up trapping fish in plastic versions of iron maidens. Just imagine a fishy looking for blood and penis chunks to eat, getting stuck, and dying, and fish eating the old dead fish just kills more fish who also get stuck.

Maybe nuking india is a better idea. Its better for the environment

 

[Thé au lait]

I'd be worried with india that these would get in rivers in 1 piece in droves because indian men are too stupid to cut it off / would just peel it off, and would end up trapping fish in plastic versions of iron maidens. Just imagine a fishy looking for blood and penis chunks to eat, getting stuck, and dying, and fish eating the old dead fish just kills more fish who also get stuck.

Maybe nuking india is a better idea. Its better for the environment

Did you forget what site you're on? Saving the environment isn't anywhere near as funny!

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Did you forget what site you're on? Saving the environment isn't anywhere near as funny!

I gotta admit you surprised me with another method to disappoint men. By quoting that but NOT in the randomtxt thread.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

The only way to stop male violence is female education. Learn selfdefense. Carry weapons.

 

[Hubelublub]

The only way to stop male violence is female education. Learn selfdefense. Carry weapons.

I'm very much in favour of gun legislation which prevents any male from ever owning a gun, but permits it for females.

But male violence isn't a consequence of anything women do.

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

take up as much space as they do in public

You mean, by getting fat?

As a moid, I actually find that one scary.

 

[crazedaze]

You mean, by getting fat?

As a moid, I actually find that one scary.

You heard it here, moids are fat.

 

[Otterly]

don’t let them use weaponized incompetence against you

Ahhhhh the old strategic incompetence. Yes this one is very common isn’t it? Men who are engineers and yet magically can’t use a washing machine (I must say Mr. O is not guilty of this, but I have known plenty of housemates and family members, and Other People’s Husbands who do it and get away with it.)
It’s very inconsiderate and kind of smug and controlling.