Prediction thread

[Hummingbird]

A group of SJWs will cause a riot when they come across an Isadora Duncan exhibit, learn that she is the precursor of modern dance, and get horribly triggered.

 

[Hummingbird]

A cult start forming around Beyonce until she gets a cut on her face during one of her concerts. Realizing that she can bleed like a mere mortal, the cult goes berserk with no survivors.

 

[Trilby]

A cult start forming around Beyonce until she gets a cut on her face during one of her concerts. Realizing that she can bleed like a mere mortal, the cult goes berserk with no survivors.

Some people just don't have lives.

 

[CodpieceraggabrasH]

Tumblr will be more cancerous than ever. And by that, I mean so cancerous that when you read even one post, you can almost immediately feel tumors growing on your brain and proceed to spread to the rest of your body.

 

[Black Waltz]

A group of particularly deranged SJWs will take a page from their precious Islamic terrorists and attempt to suicide bomb the white house.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Tensions between Russia and the West will eventually lead to a big conventional war in Eastern Europe, largely fought on the territory of Belarus and the Baltic states and utterly devastating for these countries (1995 Bosnia-tier in the best case scenario, 1945 Eastern Europe in the worst).

 

[Hummingbird]

Scientists will discover a portal where Hilary became president of the united states. With such news articles like this...

-Hilary has started a war with Russia; let's give her the Nobel Peace Prize.
-The Oscars go on for another 3 hours to make room for some celebrity bragging.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

eric andre hosts the oscars; it's a massive success

 

[Slap47]

The US will experience a progressive movement that successfully passes sjw constitutional amendments instead of of deal with class inequality in a meaningful way. This will cause chaos and end decades later with the amendments getting repealed.

 

[Hummingbird]

In utter desperation for new sales, Marvel comics hires Alex Jones to write Ms Marvel. You can guess how that turned out.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

In utter desperation for new sales, Marvel comics hires Alex Jones to write Ms Marvel. You can guess how that turned out.

Ms. Marvel fights with Trump against the computer program that is trying to kill all humans?

 

[ICametoLurk]

The US will experience a progressive movement that successfully passes sjw constitutional amendments instead of of deal with class inequality in a meaningful way. This will cause chaos and end decades later with the amendments getting repealed.

That already happened though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

 

[Black Waltz]

In utter desperation for new sales, Marvel comics hires Alex Jones to write Ms Marvel. You can guess how that turned out.

I would actually read that lol

 

[Hummingbird]

I would actually read that lol

Bonus points if they let him have full creative control.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Everyone on KF continues to swallow cum as their professions.

 

[GarthMarenghisDankplace]

Things will continue on in a linear manner getting marginally worse in some respects and marginally better in others.

 

[Curt Sibling]

A cult start forming around Beyonce until she gets a cut on her face during one of her concerts. Realizing that she can bleed like a mere mortal, the cult goes berserk with no survivors.

And Michael Caine tells the story to Rudyard Kipling years later...!

 

[MacMasonry]

I will achieve the human dream of being viscously beaten to death by every KF user with a puffer profile picture.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Society collapses into a renaissance festival IRL, and Kiwi Farms lives on as a mail correspondence program via carrier pigeon. Ratings are "scratch and sniff" stickers, and almost every "profile message" has a happy gator sticker on it.

 

[Hummingbird]

Chris-Chan's trolls get the idea to convince her to audition on America's Got Talent, complete with money and a free ride to get there. The results are nothing more than legendary.