Predict what Gen Alpha will be nostalgic for once they get older

[Colon capital V]

Here are my guesses:
-Skibidi Toilet
-Cocomelon
-AI stuff like voice synthesis and images being shittier than what they'll be used to now
-Whatever goyslop youtuber they follow that keeps them ADHD addicted
-PS6/Xbox/Next Nintendo console after this current generation
-Autistic discord chats with other autists (assuming discord is still around by then)

 

[dick brain]

The dicks and tits they cut off.

 

[Catler]

AI stuff like voice synthesis and images being shittier than what they'll be used to now

They'll be running old LLMs like Millennials post videos of installing Windows 98.

Oh on that note...Windows 10/11. They'll claim it was the last good version despite hating it at the time.

They'll probably cream themselves over retro flat design trends and grey kitchens.

 

[Smug]

A time when they didn't have to fight in a war.

 

[Executive Petrel]

ROBLOX
ChatGPT
Tiktok
Niggers
Drag Queen bedtime stories

 

[The Backwards Man]

skibidi toilet
liminal spaces
windows 10/11
corporate memphis/globohomo artstyles
kpop
fortnite
playstation 4/xbox one

 

[Testacles Maximus]

A terrible MCU.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

A Stranger Things reboot set in the 2010s, evil bad guy will be Trump.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

shit like modern warfare 2 or bad company

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

bruh... member amogus? deadass retro classic no cap fr

 

[Night Crawler]

White people.

 

[Kiwi2Shoes]

Among us and it's memes

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

liminal spaces

This, they'll be working at the Amazon super concentration plex, and get told by their boss, "hey I need you to grab the boxes of diy HRT from the back rooms." Upon hearing this they'll immediately be reminded of their childhood, and how the things that brought them joy were long hallways, empty rooms, piss-colored lighting, and parking garages. Then they'll realize that as an adult, that's all they can look at, as they're stuck in an industrialized corporate hell, and probably kill themselves.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Not eating bugs.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Death

 

[Gargamel]

Boomers

 

[Lake]

The sky.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

I'd probably say Roblox and sfw discord and stuff like that. A lot of generations have two phases, like boomers who went to Nam and post war boomers, it's likely there will be two similar phases of Gen Alpha.

It's hard to say what it will be because you only really understand the feeling of a time period once it's passed. The horrible tacky aesthetic that we all hate has not been replaced with something worse so we don't have a need to categorize and cheapen it yet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

COVID, a functioning society, and Spider-Man: Miles Morales 3's gay sex scene with him and Peter Parker.

White people.

Horrifying.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Uncle's penis. The same as my generation.