🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votos: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votos: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votos: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votos: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votos: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votos: 47 2.0%
  • Total de votantes
    2,361
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Pickpockets often don’t want to get into a fight. That’s why they have their friends nearby in case something goes wrong. I dunno if I can call this going wrong though, motherfucker got what he deserved, thank you random Portuguese street toughs.
 
Am I the only one who is really intrigued to see what would happen to him if he went to somewhere else that wasn't as nice as Lisbon? Like if he hopped the boarder to Mexico, or flew to somewhere in southeast Asia like Thailand. How long would it be until he we stopped hearing from him and then found out that he had been killed because he ran his mouth and got knifed?
 
Slimy Time dijo:
Am I the only one who is really intrigued to see what would happen to him if he went to somewhere else that wasn't as nice as Lisbon? Like if he hopped the boarder to Mexico, or flew to somewhere in southeast Asia like Thailand. How long would it be until he we stopped hearing from him and then found out that he had been killed because he ran his mouth and got knifed?
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If a random Lisbon hoodlum can pick him out this easily, I dare say there isn't a country in the world he'd be safe. Even the chavs of London would 'av a go at him.
 
Slimy Time dijo:
Am I the only one who is really intrigued to see what would happen to him if he went to somewhere else that wasn't as nice as Lisbon? Like if he hopped the boarder to Mexico, or flew to somewhere in southeast Asia like Thailand. How long would it be until he we stopped hearing from him and then found out that he had been killed because he ran his mouth and got knifed?
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I think now he may think twice before stepping out of the USA. Seriously though, who the fuck gets beat up in Portugal?
 
>be me. 5' 1" , 350lb wigger
>going through breakup with my gay Portuguese lover
>need some way to score a win
>takes impulsive trip to ex-lover's ancestral homeland
>OnlyFiveStarDays.exe
>mugged and raped by pakis
 
The Big Dream dijo:
Imagine losing most of your Guntguards during the F Ralph Festival, only to lose ANOTHER right afterward. How many L's can one man possibly take?
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Dick will claim it was a joke. He was "making fun of those losers who thought he would fake an injury to get out of a bad ass trip with [his] friend"

This wigger had an all over print designer bag outside with him at night, in Portugal. Lmao. Fully retarded.
 
The Big Dream dijo:
If a random Lisbon hoodlum can pick him out this easily, I dare say there isn't a country in the world he'd be safe. Even the chavs of London would 'av a go at him.
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Rupin dijo:
I think now he may think twice before stepping out of the USA. Seriously though, who the fuck gets beat up in Portugal?
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Remember the Chris-chan IRL stream? That is probably him all the time when outside. Loud, obnoxious, rude, can't keep his mouth shut about being "successful".
 
Tom Myers dijo:
Some Portuguese anons on /pol/ weigh in on Ralph getting the breaks beat off of him.
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They seem to think he either made a move on some (possibly underage) girls or tried to fight a pickpocket and got fucked up. Hilarious either way.
 
The universe is karmic, Chris going to jail means that eventually someone else had to create content of the same magnitude.
 
This is amazing content. It has been said before but as someone who has done some travelling and has lived in places much worse than fucking Lisbon, Portugal I can 1000% confirm that he fucked up to get rocked like this.

Pickpockets and other minor criminals don't want to use violence since it brings heaps of unwanted attention to them and their organization, since Ethan is a fat fuck dwarf would couldn't chase Christopher Walken up a flight of stairs they wouldn't have needed to stomp his ass anywhere near this bad to get what they wanted, even if he got confrontational so it has to be something else.

My best bet would be he went looking for drugs and pay for play tween pussy the latter of which especially is an almost guaranteed, universal way of getting your ass gaped whether you're in Brazil, Mexico, Italy, Poland or Vietnam.
 
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