pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[Meat_Puppet]

As I see it if you're going to bait Chris into doing something autistic (fucking the blow up doll, showing off her new vag) then get fucking creative with it.

 

[Pikimon]

yeah but at least he hasn't shown us his penis

Yet.

 

[Zarkov]

Lol what a bunch of faggots

 

[Jerkop]

If they manage to scare Chris from the internet, I'll be sad. GodBear has finally blessed us with another Sweetheart saga (poor Doopie). It's the first time he has been this dumb and open on the internet in years! Let the show go on!

 

[QM 746]

yeah but at least he hasn't shown us his penis

Your new here aren't you?

What more is there to know about Chris? He's one of the most well-documented people in history. Aside from his bouts on Twitter, he's still the dried up sponge he was when Bob died. Trolling him hasn't gotten any funnier in the interim.

This is Chris were talking about, who fucking knows what kind of skeletons he has in his closet that we haven't seen yet?

 

[CWCissey]

Christ guys, common sense, yeah?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

this whole thread:

 

[tehpope]

Just follow the Prime Directive.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Is Kiwi Farms getting better?

 

[Ntwadumela]

KIWAAYYYYYYYY

 

[Organic Fapcup]

This thread is more entertaining than modern tranny Chris.

 

[MY 405]

:powerlevel::powerlevel: All I'm going to say is that we have probably all sperged here at some point, I certainly have. And @The Dude has been very kind to me during a time when I really needed it, and I appreciate that. Rant over :powerlevel::powerlevel:

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

A Kiwi Farms divided against itself cannot stand!

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I thougt this thread was gonna be about something like this:

 

[BurningPewter]

The worst thing about the twitter hecklers IMO is they ruin the chance to see Chris interacting with people naturally. We could be seeing really funny stuff if Chris was able to carry on a conversation with anyone on twitter without weens shouting him down.

Plus, it's not really fair on Chris. As crappy as he can be, he deserves the chance to have friends and talk to people without being piled on by crowds. Even if he messes up every interaction by being creepy, he deserves to mess it up for himself without help. If people are concerned about "warning" the people he talks to, they can send DMs.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

Thank god I don't use twitter or Fb and if one day I begin to use this I wont be so exceptional to use my Kf account.
Remember the more important rule of internet: Never use your same name twice

 

[ICametoLurk]

Holy shit I thought @The Dude was just pretending to A-log chris in all of his multi-paragraph rants in every chris thread. Like ironically.

Fucking hell what an asspie now I'm voting him autistic forever

Pay Null 20 bucks to see more.

 

[BurningPewter]

Hey guys I got a brilliant idea why we start a kiwi farms facebook group? then we can join under our real power names and get to know each other's families.

 

[Iamthatis]

The dude dindu nuffin! He was on his way to school. Wow all I have to do to get some body in trouble is to make a twitter handle with their forum name.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I never contacted Chris on Twitter. I've never wanted to contact Chris at all.

All I want to do is steal his legs.

But I don't want to tweet him.