Powerlevel bait thread

[George Oscar Bluth Jr]

I'm not from Guam.

 

[cornucopia]

i'm a newborn child

 

[UnKillFill]

I liek mudkips...

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Burgers in the ass

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I am actually a Thai ladyboi with a delicious boipussy I let foreigner men tear apart with their big white dicks, I also work at a sweatshop manufacturing girl dresses.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Lost a leg in ‘Nam.

 

[ES 148]

Lost 'Nam in my leg

 

[OpenBASED]

I'm not actually Pinochet.

 

[QB 290]

Lost 'Nam in my leg

But then how did you steal my phone the other night?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Legend says that I lost my eye to a powerful enemy, but the truth is that I actually just ran into something

 

[ZehnBoat]

My social security number is EAGLE

 

[dreadfuldollop]

I never ask my parents for permission before going online.

 

[Terran Wraith]

I am actually Jake Paul.

 

[Zack the ripper]

i liked the second season of true detective better than the first

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I made my hair look like Robert Smith's once.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I shitpost to make myself feel better about myself shitposting.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm not British. Stop calling me British.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

My phone number is 1-900-MIXALOT. It's $4.99 for the first minute and $0.99 for each additional minute.

 

[ES 148]

Hey, I'm pretty good.