Potential lolcows?

[ShittyRecolor]

Thank you for all the beautiful replies and content so far, you amicably bodacious men and women of iron glory! Keep being awesome, y'all!

 

[dboz]

http://www.youtube.com/user/PresidentChristopher/videos

He's obsessed with his arm length and womens arm length, and tries to contact Dr. Oz through his youtube videos and hates Oprah because she wouldn't have him on her show years ago. Just give a few of his videos a good watch. Pretty enjoyable. I don't dislike the guy at all, actually. He's really unintentionally funny, though.

Here's some of his rap/music videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSRR2l-0fyE I Got A Disease
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEM1H9-UCfo The Nightmare

 

[Picklepower]

ThoGunArm

This guy hasn't made a vid in a couple of years, he is a fat, probably autistic man, who makes videos of himself playing with Power Ranger and Bakugan toys, and random access humor. He also posted a clip from Digimon (the Japanese version) were a young girl changes her clothes (thankfully it doesn't actually show anything cuz its a kids show) but you just know this guy is a pedofork.

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Dariusiscool77 if you look him up on youtube his channel is called the parody channel now. He is a wannabe weird Al who is funny for the wrong reasons. He still makes videos on a regular basis. His style of humor is, TRY TO BE EDGY!!! or if that fails, replace a word with fart. His political vids will make republicans, democrats, libertarians and others cringe equally. He has made over 300 song parodies.

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[PopOfColor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUv9pjxq ... WJ3bDpTlQH

He is a doomsday prepper who lost his guns. Has been on Alex Jones and is just nuts as can be.

 

[ChameleonBody]

I notice there's no coverage of Ulillillia on these forums but if you follow lolcows obviously you have to know about him. Is there a specific reason? Does he just not count because he's benign and nice-mannered? Doesn't spur enough rage? Isn't very active these days? All of the above? He certainly is eccentric and bizarre enough to fascinate us, although I understand he's also a fairly lovable and enjoyable person.

 

[Mr. 0]

I notice there's no coverage of Ulillillia on these forums but if you follow lolcows obviously you have to know about him. Is there a specific reason? Does he just not count because he's benign and nice-mannered? Doesn't spur enough rage? Isn't very active these days? All of the above? He certainly is eccentric and bizarre enough to fascinate us, although I understand he's also a fairly lovable and enjoyable person.

Because he's not a lolcow?

 

[ChameleonBody]

I notice there's no coverage of Ulillillia on these forums but if you follow lolcows obviously you have to know about him. Is there a specific reason? Does he just not count because he's benign and nice-mannered? Doesn't spur enough rage? Isn't very active these days? All of the above? He certainly is eccentric and bizarre enough to fascinate us, although I understand he's also a fairly lovable and enjoyable person.

Because he's not a lolcow?

This is sort of my confusion. Are we defining lolcow as anyone whose online presence and activity is (usually unintentionally) funny/offensive/bizarre/etc. enough to attract a following or "interest" group? On websites like ED Uli usually gets put into the same circles as people like Chris.

 

[Saney]

I notice there's no coverage of Ulillillia on these forums but if you follow lolcows obviously you have to know about him. Is there a specific reason? Does he just not count because he's benign and nice-mannered? Doesn't spur enough rage? Isn't very active these days? All of the above? He certainly is eccentric and bizarre enough to fascinate us, although I understand he's also a fairly lovable and enjoyable person.

Because he's not a lolcow?

This is sort of my confusion. Are we defining lolcow as anyone whose online presence and activity is (usually unintentionally) funny/offensive/bizarre/etc. enough to attract a following or "interest" group? On websites like ED Uli usually gets put into the same circles as people like Chris.

The criteria for a Lolcow is someone on the Internet, who is extremely weird, and their reaction to this attention is funny.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I like Ullillillia. He's like a reverse CWC.

Meaning he's intelligent, likeable, and all the other things CWC has deluded himself into thinking he is. He even wrote a book, published it, and is programming his own video game, as opposed to begging Nintendo or whoever to take his idea and turn it into a hit franchise.

I mean, yeah, he's a little odd, sure, but definitely not a lolcow.

 

[Picklepower]

So it doesn't appear that I am just throwing out a pedophile accusation for no reason, remember ThoGunArm is attracted to a little girl on Digimon, while that isn't a real child, and he may never actually commit a criminal act, it does show that he at least has pedophilic tendencies.

 

[dboz]

I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH.

 

[Hakurei]

Well, long time lurker but first time poster here, so here I go.

So, one day, in the Touhou fanbase, I met this derp.
He has an inflation fetish, not so bad, right? Well he whines in a similar manner of Chris.
He BAW-LEETED all of what could seal him in as a lolcow, but here's a jewel I managed to salvage.

Spoiler

http://uberrobloxman.deviantart.com/journal/UberRobloxMan-is-TRAUMATIZED-425477683

(That being a reaction to an animation of his waifu 'dying')

Yeah yeah, I could delve into Kyo's long history as the personal lulz machine of the Touhou fanbase, but it's pretty obvious from just looking at that he's clearly lolcow material.

I'm not sure if this even fits into 'potential' lolcows considering how many 'wars' he's started. Example:
http://uberrobloxman.deviantart.com/journal/The-War-Ends-413416143

And here are his 2 dA's.

http://uberrobloxman.deviantart.com/ (Where he posts 'fetish' art of scary 2hu blueberries)
http://koyukifanboy1998.deviantart.com/ (Where slowly little by little he becomes less of a lolcow, much to my disappointment)

I think he has enough idiocy in the past to at least be a potential lolcow.
He's said he's changed, but only enough time before he starts acting like Chris...
Probably.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/471e2db765d6af2aa94521cf351fcccf/tumblr_mx0kwlupno1qd2id3o1_500.jpg

Holy shit, that looks like Chris.

Albeit with less .

 

[dboz]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/471e2db765d6af2aa94521cf351fcccf/tumblr_mx0kwlupno1qd2id3o1_500.jpg

Holy shit, that looks like Chris.

Albeit with less .

He has aspergers and he kind of obsesses over things like Chris does. He remembers specific dates of when bad things happened to him and he recaps his bad experiences with the world pretty often. He's like a more angry, more intelligent and less nerdy Chris. I love him. He's unintentionally hilarious, fascinating and just... I don't know. So many similarities between him and Chris.

http://www.youtube.com/user/PresidentChristopher/videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFlipisWILD/videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/wildmanchris200

 

[Hakurei]

He has aspergers and he kind of obsesses over things like Chris does. He remembers specific dates of when bad things happened to him and he recaps his bad experiences with the world pretty often. He's like a more angry, more intelligent and less nerdy Chris. I love him. He's unintentionally hilarious, fascinating and just... I don't know. So many similarities between him and Chris.

Just add a silly shirt, a fear of and some 'tism and you have instant CWC!

 

[dboz]

He has aspergers and he kind of obsesses over things like Chris does. He remembers specific dates of when bad things happened to him and he recaps his bad experiences with the world pretty often. He's like a more angry, more intelligent and less nerdy Chris. I love him. He's unintentionally hilarious, fascinating and just... I don't know. So many similarities between him and Chris.

Just add a silly shirt, a fear of and some 'tism and you have instant CWC!

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[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-H43UtQF68

I don't know why, or how, I came to this conclusion (maybe it was the toilet). But I honestly thought the dude was dropping a load every time he hit himself.

 

[dboz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-H43UtQF68

I don't know why, or how, I came to this conclusion (maybe it was the toilet). But I honestly thought the dude was dropping a load every time he hit himself.

It's the noises lmao. It does sound like that, huh?

 

[spaps]

I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH.

http://i.imgur.com/wihoNSM.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/REB0qvc.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/471e2db765d6 ... o1_500.jpg

He actually looks a ton like Classic Chris.

Oh God, they're cloning Chris again.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-H43UtQF68

I don't know why, or how, I came to this conclusion (maybe it was the toilet). But I honestly thought the dude was dropping a load every time he hit himself.

It's the noises lmao. It does sound like that, huh?

Yeah it does. In fact, I don't think I'd be surprised if he was using the toilet while filming that video.